With dogs, posture and body language are everything — the most subtle movement can speak volumes. Your job, Dogsters, is to tell me what these two pups are saying. The best caption wins 50 Zealies next Monday, August 24, when the victor is announced.

What were we thinking?
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1st dog- What?
2nd- Ewww man, you gotta lay off the beans!
Dog with squeaky toy: You know you want to touch it. Come on touch it.
Small brown dog: I wonder if he thinks I look fat.
Mixed coloured dog-
You know you want it, so come and get it.
Brown dog-
Talk to the paw.
Dog with toy: You’re getting very very sleepy!
Other Dog: No I’m not now give me the toy!
Other Dog: I have got to have that..got to find a way!!
Dog with toy: Don’t even think about it!!!
Dog with toy: HA! I got it, now!
Brown dog: Yeah, whatever. Sore winner!
Small dog-Gee, Bo, I’ve never played outside before.
Large dog-Come on Squeaky, I’ll show you the ropes.
Little Dog: So You Think You Can Dance?
Big Dog: Show me the steps!
small dog
when I grow up i wanna be just like you
big dog
stick with me kid, I know all the tricks
Brown Dog: (thinking to himself) There’s got to be someway to get that toy from him.
Mixed Color Dog: I herd that!
“Oh my gosh, did you just toot?!”
Big; Can’t have it, can’t have it, can’t have it!
Brown: I don’t do squeeky toys. How undignified!
Bigger dog: Peeyou
Smaller dog: I thought that was a silent one.
“Man, the cinch bugs are horrible this year!”
“Why doesn’t anyone aerate anymore?”
“Let’s just make do with this.”
“Can’t beat a roll in the hay!”
Brown dog: I’ll go into stealth mode.
Dog with toy: Don’t even think about it!
“Let’s put a few more finishing touches on Vick’s lawn.”
“Bladder’s full. Let ‘er rip!”
little dog: show me that step one more time.
big dog: one…two….squeak….got it?
Brown dog: Go away, kid, ya botha me!
Big dog: C’mon, chase me! I got a toy! Chase me!
Big Dawg—— I think I did something wrong….
Little Dawg —- I told you to tie the cherry stem in a not, not your tongue…..
lil’ dog – C’mon dude, you don’t know where that thing’s been
big dog – I just sniffed your butt, what do I care?
black dog: my toy!
brown dog: gimme gimme!
Little dog says” These two dogs walk in to a bar and ”
Big dog Says ” Can’t we just walk with out the jokes always”
Big dog: Look, this part is still good!
Small dog: I’m telling you it was in the trash for a reason.
Large dog: If i put this in his face and back off enough times he will play with me!! I hope..
Smaller dog: Geez this guy never gives up! I wish he would just go dig a hole somewhere.
Small dog: honey, you’re HOT!
Big dog: (blushing shyly) I’ll bet you say that to all the girls, teehee
Larger Dog: Hey….Hey….Hey! Play…let’s play!
Smaller Dog: Puppies these days…
Big Dog: “So then, I grabbed it from the mail man like this…”
Little Dog: “And then what happened, George, and then what?.”
Big Dog: I got the toy! I got the toy! Come get it!
Smaller Dog: I knew I should have stayed home. I’m getting to old for this.
Big dog thinking “Bet he wishes he had one of these.”
Little dog thinking: ” What a big ding dong! He’s three years old and still sucking on a pacifier.
Brown Dog “You. You? ……Play with pink piggies?”
Tri-colored dog ( ! )
Little dog: “Why do you have that ridiculous thing in your mouth?”
Big dog: ” My mom put me on a diet and it was either chewing on this or your face.”
small dog: can you do the cha-cha??
big dog: you gotta be kidding??? no way!
think
sagar
Black dog: P U did you toot?
Brown Dog: Huh, he who smelt it dealt it.
Dog with toy: Ha, Ha, I got it!
Sm brown dog: Darn. You’re too fast!
Big dog: You know you waaant it.
Small dog: No really…I don’t.
Small dog: I will give him the evil eye
Big dog: And he thinks he is cute
Small dog – “So, you got that fake heart out of Vick’s chest?”
Big dog – “Yup – he thought he had everyone fooled but I knew his so called heart felt excuses were phony.”
1st dog: “Hammer Time!”
2nd dog: “Can’t touch this, da, da, da, da, da-da, da-da………”
1st dog: “……I’m so regal, I’m so fine…….”
2nd dog: “……and you want to chase me all the time……”
Big dog: Come on! Just one game!
Small dog: Whoa man…you gotta lay off the Salmon flavored treats!
big dog: ha-ha I gotta a toy
small dog: True, but I got game
Little dog: “I’m tellin’ ya…they ain’t even gonna look at ya with that thing in ya mouth.”
Big Dog: “Huh ? Nah, c’mon. The girls always find me sexy.”
Little dog: Dude, that’s the cat’s toy.
Big dog: WUT!?!
Dog with toy: Come on I’ll let you have it, I promise I won’t pull it away this time.
Other dog: That’s what you said the last 100 times.
Dog on right: Go get your own toy!
Dog on left: If you don’t share, I’m telling Mom!
big dog: look what i found!
brown dog: if you only knew where that has been…
Big Dog: Ha! So you think you can grab this toy?
Small Dog: I may be small but I’m gooood!
Small Dog: I told you a thousand times, be careful what you chew..now it’s stuck.
Bog Dog: Thatsh what you shay, you eat cat poo..
bigger dog: I’m telling you, they have the best sales.. I got this thing for 70% off of retail.
smaller dog: WOW! do you think they have any left?
Little dog to big dog:What were you thinking about when you decided to get your tongue pierced?
Big Dog: I’m not sure I want your stinky breath on MY toy!
Little dog to big dog : Yuck! You call that a tongue ring?
Big dog: Hey, get oughta the way!
Small dog: Hey, I’m walkin’ here!
Big dog: Psst, buddy. Can I interest you in a genuine Prada leather chew toy?
Big dog: Come and get it…I dare you
Brown dog: Psst…not after you touched it
big dog: How come he doesn’t come and get the toy?
little dog: I know where that toy has been and whew he can keep it.
Brown dog: Stop it! You’re embarassing me!
Tri color dog: Haha! And what are you gonna do about it?
Brown dog: Yah, yah. Whatever.
Tri color dog: Hey look what my mommy got me!
Brown dog: Can I open my eyes now?
Tri color dog: Wait, til I get you’re surprise outta my mouth. Dang! It’s stuck!!!
*not part of contest* BOL! Nice one, Shiloh! Yours should definitely get picked!
Oh yah, sent you a pup pal request!!!
small brown dog: you’re so rude
Larger dog: hey, it was you or the toy. now how rude do you think i am?
Tri-coloured dog:
“Haha! Nice haircut!”
Brown Dog:
“Shut up.”
Tri-coloured dog:
“Hey, Foxy Lady!”
Brown Dog:
“In your dreams, Cow Dog.”
sml dog: “Ohh..Too much pizza last night.”
big dog: “Aww! Told ya about the pup-peroni!”
sml dog: “*SIGH* Hey Junior, what is up?”
big dog: “WHAAZZUP?”
sml dog: ” Oy, I tink I ‘m goink to lay down..”
big dog: “Ah, you and that Tai Chi group.”
sml dog: “I’m gonna take five, Junior.”
big dog: “Oh, you and that Tai Chi group!”
Little Dog:Oh man, I just got out of the eye doctor’s office and my eye’s are still dialated and I can’t see. Do you see my favorite pink toy?
Big Dog: Sorry I haven’t seen it all day.
Little Dog: I have a very sharp nose and I smell it like it’s right by my nose.
Big Dog: Really? (steps back a little) Do you still smell it?
Little Dog: You have my favorite pik toy don’t you!
Big Dog accidently squeeks the pink toy and gets busted.