Photo Caption Contest: Dogs will Be Dogs
To non-dog folks the photo below may be a bit alarming but we dogsters know that sometimes when dogs play sometimes there are bared. Needless to say, no pups were harmed in the taking of this photo and two seconds later both these guys were playing tug of war with a pull toy.
We’re back to crowd favorite — the double caption — so impress me. Submit your captions by commenting on this post below and I’ll announce the winner of the 50-Zealie prize next Monday, August 3rd.
Good hunting…







brown dog
I SAID, I do the butt sniff first, then you
black dog
sorry chief, Im still learning
Brown Dog: This ought to scare the bejeeses outta those
mom and dad!
Black Dog: Yeah, and I’ll let out a loud yelp for good effect.
That’ll teach them to try to give us a bath
again!
Brown Dog: So you’re the one who stole my pink collar!
Black Dog: It looks better on me, pink goes with black better!
Brown Dog: My what big teeth you have!
Black dog: Thanks! Just got them yesterday. Mind if I try them out on your leg?
Brown dog: Did you see her face?? Ahahaha!
Black dog: Oh my dog!! That’s gonna leave a mark!
Brown Dog: My mouth can open wider than yours!
Black Dog: Nuh uh!
Brown dog: “It’s MY tennis ball!”
Black dog: “Not a chance!”
1st dog: “Smile!……”
2nd dog: “…..you’re on candid camera!”
Brown dog: You wanta piece of me? AHAH!
Black dog: Yo mouth, say hello to my little
friends the canine teeth!
” I tell you my butt ain’t fat!”
“Your Wide Load sign fell off, bro…”
“Stop sneaking into MY yard!”
“Your @$$ is grass!”
“Mailman! Let’s go get ‘em!”
“I saw him first!!!”
Brown dog: I said it was nap-time!
Black dog: I don’t wanna cuddle!
brown dog: (in a dopey voice) awww come on.. one play date! just one!
black dog: i said NO!
brown dog: I CAN’T HEAR YOU!
black dog: SIR, YES SIR!
That is pretty funny
Brown Dog: Hey you’re getting chocolate on my Carmel!!
Black Dog: Hey you’re getting carmel on my Chocolate!!
I forgot my captions!
Brown dog: “Don’t talk about my mama, she is NOT in a puppy mill!”
Black dog: “Hey, I got nothing to say about yo mama ’cause she’s a real saint… a Saint Bernard.”
Brown dog:
OMD! She’s bringing out the NAIL CLIPPERS!
Black dog:
Run!!!!!
Brown dog:
Oh noes! It’s Peta!
Black dog:
I’m outta here!
Brown dog:
ROAR! Look!
Black dogs:
We scary lions!
Move over!
You move over!
Tan dog: Gorgeous poodle at 3:00!
Quick! Smell my breath.! Is it fresh?
Black dog: No smell my breath! I saw her first!
Brown dog: I get to take the first bite out of Michael Vick’s butt!
Black dog: No! I get the first bite!
If it were up to me you’d win Patricia *not an entry*.
Brown dog: Anything you can do…
Black dog: I CAN DO BETTER!
Black Dog-
The NFL is letting Vick play again!?
Brown Dog-
Hah! Think I can fit his big head in here?!
BlackDog:
Mom said not to knock over that Silly Gas, or whatever it is!
BrownDog:
I don’t know what it is either, but you do look pretty silly!
Told you mom would be mad you chewed her shoe!!
You’re not kidding!! RUN!
Black dog:
I told you not to go in my bed and take my toys!
Brown dog:
You left the ball on the floor, so don’t yell at me!
Brown dog: You sure you got Cujo’s address right?
Black dog: Sure, it’s 4 Fangs Street.
Brown Dog: “Hey, how’s my scary face?”
Black Dog: “It’s goofy. The objective is to strike fear in them so they will drop ALL of the treats.”
Brown Dog: ::giggles:: Say it again! Say it again!
Black Dog: Mufasa!
(From the Lion King)
Brown Dog: Yikes it’s a spider!
Black Dog: Let’s get out of here!
I am trying to find out if the brown dog is one of the puppies that we gave away. We kept 2 and when people ask the breed we have to reply “Stiff Winnie” because the mom is our Mastif and the dad is our winnie dog.
Brown dog: “Red Sox Rule!”
Black dog: “Yankees WIN!”
Brown Dog ……. “Me BAD”
Black Dog …….. “No, Meeeee BAD”
brown dog: I saw it first its mine I’ll slow you down so I can get to it first
black dog: No I saw it first its mine I’ll slow you down before you slow me down
Black dog. Give me my color back!!
Brown dog. Hey im going to bite your leg before you can take it!!
Black dog (Barney): “Hey Fred, let’s chase after that cat! Woof! ”
Sound of feet running although the dog is still in one place…
Brown dog (Fred): Doh! Barney, hang on there, cats don’t have stripes!
Brown dog:
That’s my favorite spot to pee, get out of my way!
Black dog:
I was here first, you get out of MY way!
Brown Dog:
My teeth are bigger!
Black Dog:
No way, my teeth are bigger!
Brown dog:Hiiiiii!!You’re my new best friend!! Let’s play!!
Black dog: Get near me and I bite you…
What do you mean your Mother is coming to visit!
Now don’t get excited…..it’s only for 2 wks!
Brown Dog: “Blimey, mate! I’ll teach ya to sniff me sister’s bum, I will. Come here, you!”
Black Dog: “Whatchoo gonna DO about it, English Muffin?”
Brown Dog: “Ah…ah..ACHOOO!!!!”
Black Dog: “EEEWWW! Swine flu! Swine flu!”
Brown Dog: “Frisbee stealer!”
Black Dog: “Hey, if you lost a few pounds, you might CATCH it, Porky!”
Brown dog:
OMD! It’s Vick!
Black dog:
I call first bite!
Brown dog : Let go of my Eggo!
Black dog : NO! You let go of my Eggo!
Brown dog: Please mom? Please mom?
Black dog: You’re too big for piggy backs now!
Brown Dog: Owwwch…You stepped on my paw!
Black Dog: No i didn’t… I bit It!