Photo Caption Contest: What Ball?
We’ve all been there, Dogsters. What happens when you have two dogs and one toy? I’ll leave the answer to you for this week’s photo caption contest. Submit your entry by commenting on this post below and you could be the lucky recipient of 50 Zealies.
The prize winner will be announced next Monday, July 20th. Good luck!
What Was I Thinking?
Photograph© 2009 MarkRogersPhotography.com all rights reserved.
Share this entry with your pawple anywhere:
“Stop being a chicken already & just take it!”
“I need to get a set of balls….”
“Undestructable my butt…”
“Mom, on to the next ball please!”
“Two balls are better than one.”
“Yeah, tell me about it….”
Dog 1: Don’t look at me! He did it!
Dog 2: Oh no! Your not gonna pin this on me!
Dog 1: Mooooommmm!
Dog 2: Tattle tail!
Dog1: “You broke my ball.”
Dog with ball: “Ah wow, sorry man.”
oops! Should have said….
Dog 1: Moooommmm!!! He pooped the ball!!!
Dog 2: Tattel tail!
okay, let’s try one more time!
Dog 1: Mooommm!!! He popped the ball!!!!
Dog 2: Tattel tail!!!
Dog 1: Look sweet and innocent, look sweet and innocent.
Dog 2: SQUIRREL!
Dog 1: Tasty ball! mmmmm
Dog 2: BALL SQUOOOOSHER!!!!
OR
Dog w/ball: oopsie Daisy, I did it again!
Dog 2: You Squoooshed it, BALL SQUOOSHER!
you bit too hard and flattened it.
don’t worry I will cause a distraction, you set it down and we will walk away slowly as if nothing happened.
1 ARRR ARRR ARRR
pssssssssssssssssss
2 there goes another one
“Oh no..I’m in big trouble”
“Now’s he’s done it”
“Help!”
“Now I’m mad”
Dog 1: What a whiner…
Dog 2: Mom, I had the ball first!
Dog with ball: Mumph mufum miph fuft.
Dog 2: If I’ve told you once I’ve told you a thousand times, don’t talk with your mouth full, I can’t understand a word you’re saying.
Dog 2: The economy must be bad because the quality of the balls Dad’s gettin us are terrible. This one didn’t even last a whole play time!
Dog with ball: Tell me about it, they even taste bad. And don’t get me started about this crummy floral pattern!
Jeesh!
dog 1
ooops!
dog 2
that’s all you have to say? that was my best ball!
dog 1 – the ball was bouncy and fun… then it wasn’t. duh… dunno what happened.
dog 2 – you broke it, you lummox. have you no class? i can’t take you anywhere.
Oh no! The ball died!
Quick , you bury it! I’ll stand guard!
Dog on the left: “Stupid Dollar Store ball!”
Dog on the right: “I smell bacon!”
Dog with ball: “Alms for the poor…….”
Dog without ball: “Look, french fries at 3 o’clock!”
Dog without ball: If you give it to me, I won’t tell mom how you popped it.
Dog with ball: Threats never work, pal.
Dog with ball: Oh geez. That wasn’t supposed to happen.
Dog without ball: Now you did it! That little girl is gonna cry when she sees what you did to her ball!
#1; Look, gone in 30 seconds!
#2; Man, that’s gonna be tough to beat…
Dog with Ball: “It’s a Stress Ball !”
Dog without Ball: “Stress You – not the Ball !!!”
Dog without Ball: “Just ’cause you went to the dentist doesn’t mean you had to show off !!!”
Dog with Ball: “Oops…”
“Why did he get to keep his?!? NOT FAIR!”
“Na na na na na, look who’s the alpha male now!”
Oh no you didn’t!
Oh yes I did!
This is mine.
Oh no it isn’t!! MOM!!!
Dog without ball: I’m very disappointed with you son
Dog with ball: Sorry dad……….
I better be looking in a mirror!
1st dog: Look pitiful, get a treat????
2nd dog: Is that a cat???????
Dog one: See? Gone before it even got dirty.
Dog two: This one sure fails the ‘Lab Test’ .. Next!
Dog on right: How are we supposed to play with it now!?! You deflated it!
Dog on left: I didn’t deflate it. I’m just doing balligami!
(Ballagami: origami with a ball)
Dog on right: “Hey what did you do to that ball?”
Dog on left: “Ball? What ball? This is my new floral duck bill. Thought it would help me to sneak up on all the ducks in that pond.”
Dog on Left: “What do I do? What do I do? Do I run for it and get chased? Or do I give in?
Dog on Right: “If you don’t give me the ball I’m gonna tell Mom you wee weed on the carpet.”
Dog with ball; Oops…
Other dog; I’ll keep a look out- you go bury it.
dog w/out: hey! that was mine-MOM, he stole my squeeky!
dog with: (muffled) i dont know what he’s talking about-he let me take it.
dog 1: ha you can have that one i have spotted another ball
dog 2: yes and that ball will be mine too (evil laugh)
Dog with Ball: Gosh – didn’t even last 10 seconds!
Other dog: They just don’t make ‘em like they used to…
dog 1
I was just getting to the fun part
dog 2
*sigh* 3rd one this week!
Dog with ball: I won’t let go it’s mine
Dog no. 2: If I act not interested long enough he will put it down and I can grab it.
this is a little thing from bob marley the comedian
dog without ball- I Am Your Mother
dog with ball- No Shit Ma We Already Covered That But Im Still Not Comming Over There
Dog on left: I thnk it’s stuck.
dog on right: We’re gonna have to go to extreme measure…MMMMOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!
Dog with a ball: Here, take it. hehe (said to self) if mum sees him with ruined ball, he’ll take the blame!
Dog w/o a ball: Hey I heard that!
Dog1: What? I thought it had treats inside…
Dog2: Oh just shut up!
Dog w/ ball: Ummm…It was like this when I found it!
Other Dog: And so was my chicken dinner, my big bone, my squeaky toy…
Dog 1: Uh oh! I think mom just saw us!
Dog 2: What’s with the “us”. I don’t know
what you’re talking about!
Dog 1 – Hey look what you did
Dog 2 – Well that was the only way it would fit in my mouth
How do you like my new muzzle?
I’m not sure, can you breathe all right?
Do you think anyone will recognize me?
Well, I did, didn’t I?
(dog w/ball) there i got it, it wont hurt you!!
(dog 2) your my hero!!!!
w/ball: Here please, hold it, I have to go pee!
other: No, I’m not holding that, it has flowers on it, I have a rep.
“I am the dog, I am sexy..”
w/ball: “men.”
“Did you run all the way from over there fatty?”
w/ball: MOM! He called me fat!
“So you follow the ball over there, pick it up and run back? What the point?”
w/ball: hmm. i dont know.
“Thats not fair, it was my turn, remember what mom said? Take turns!”
w/ball: well, moms not around is she?
Move, I am looking for the ball!
w/ball: stupid.
“She said fetch, but Fetch what?”
w/ball: You should be embrassed to be a retriever.
dog on left: Alms! Alms Please give alms for a new ball
dog on right: I sure hope this works!
Dog on right- Try blowing it back up
Dog with ball; I’m blowing, I’m blowing!
Dog 2: This ball should attract all the chicks.
Dog 1: Yep, we just gotta get the duck away first.
Dog on left: That kid over there sure looks mad.
Dog on right: Wonder why
That’ll teach him to steal my ball
That ball isn’t the only thing that’s gonna be flat
Dog on left: Ooops!
Dog on right: I’m pretending I don’t know you!
Dog without toy: “you’ve done it now! You’ve popped another one of that pretty poodles balls!
Dog with toy: ” (gulp)….No…I found it by bruiser….the min pin….(gulp)!!!!
Dog on left:That cute poodles not watching is she???
Dog on right: Dude…I”M not watching!!! I so don’t know you right now!