Photo Caption Contest: Walk on Water?
A couple of weeks back I photographed two pitbulls for a poster to be hung in a local pet supply store. I wanted to try to get them both in one shot but after 45 minutes I was about to give up when their mom got their attention by throwing their favorite toy into the backyard pond. The result was this classic dog moment which I present to you, dogsters, for your captioning pleasure. Just submit your captions by commenting on this post. (see the rest of their shots here)
The winner will be announced next Monday, June 29th and will win 50 Zealies. Good luck!
This won't end well
Photograph© 2009 MarkRogersPhotography.com all rights reserved.
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The White pup…. It You push me in your coming with me….
The Black pup… Get it Pupper Get it
Black Pup: Can you reach it?
White Pup: No! If only I had a Collie’s nose (said with a wail)
“The Koi Fish says it’s his now.”
“How long can you hold your breath?”
“Who had a bath last?”
“I’m not goin’ in that stinkin’ water…”
“DANG! Another delay of game!”
“Lets go borrow the Retriever next door…”
“What’s your going rate?”
“A buck a ball, Dude.”
“Dawg, haven’t cleaned the pool in a while?”
“Shut The Hole, Ace!”
White dog: I’ve seen this before. When the ball sinks that means there’s a fish on the line. Just wait a while and we’ll have a tasty fish dinner.
Black dog: Aren’t we supposed to have a long stick or something? I’m pretty sure there’s some kinda long stick involved.
White dog: I just can’t reach.
Black dog: Come on, I’m waiting.
Black Pit: you got here first.. so you get it.
White Pit: I dont know…I see eyes staring at me!
Black dog: I gotta see this to believe it
White dog: That fish is gonna pop the ball back to me just like at Sea World! We’ve been working on it all week.
I’m not touching that, you get it!
Black Pit: What the HECK are you doing?!?!
White Pit: Shh!! I’m using my telapathic powers to get the ball!!
Call Obama!
His dog will bail us out.
Black Dog: I don’t do Water man. You ask for it back
White Dog: The Frog said Come get it?.
black dog: uh, you jump in and get it
white dog: you wish
black dog: call mom, we need her help
white dog: mom’s in the bathroom
black dog: you can do it
white dog: hmm maybe if I use my tongue…
black dog: you jump in
white dog: no, you jump in
black dog: focus, come on pal, focus
white dog: shh! You’ll make me fall!
black dog: yuck I wouldn’t want to dive in there
white dog: same here
black dog: maybe if we pray well…
white dog: we might be able to walk on water too!
black dog: this water is too black
white dog: look who’s talking
black dog: who’s gonna get the ball?
white dog: who is gonna get the ball?
black dog: you get it
white dog: no, you get it
black dog: If you fall down the water, it’s not gonna be my fault
white dog: but it’s you who made it roll in there!
Black dog: I’m not gonna try it. You try it!
White dog: Okay, here I go….
White Dog: OHHH! Here’s that darn ball!
Black Dog: SSHHHH! I’m gonna fart…..listen!!
Black pup: You get it, talk about risking my life to get that ball!
White pup: What’ya mean ‘risk my life’?! That pond thing is barely an inch deep!
Black Dog – I only have to push him a little
White Dog – I’m not getting my nose dirty
Satchel:oh, man…you gonna get it? Bingo:smells fishy… I dunno.
black pup
you jump I jump
white pup
stop throwing movie lines at me!
black pup
breathe in harder, you almost have it!!
white pup
I just sucked in two flies too!!!
Black dog: Do you think it is edible?
White dog: I’m not called the garbage disposal for nothing, but PHEW; I’m not even going to touch that!
black dog: if you touch it, I will give you a lick
white dog: ah man. fine I’ll do it.
black dog says you go get it then I will steal it from you
white dog says I got you stay back
White Dog: “Are you kidding? Stick my tongue on that ball?”
Black Dog:”What are you afraid?…I TRIPLE-DOG-DARE YOU”
Black Dog: “All right man! You’re almost there! Just a few more inches!”
White Dog: “Will you lay down or something…I’m concentrating here.”
Black Dog: “Is it alive?”
White Dog: “I’m not sure…It just rolled over and I don’t think its squeaking anymore.”
Black Dog: ” I don’t know man. I think it’s best we leave it where it is.”
White Dog: “Oh stop…scardy-cat.”
1st dog: “O.K., best of 3 in paper/rock/scissors gets the ball??”
2nd dog: “No way man, I don’t want to get slimed!”
Black dog: You get it! I’m no RETRIEVER ‘ya know!
White dog: Then that makes both of us, coz’ you know we’re both of the SAME BREED!
Black- come on get..
White- Im getting closer then up but just becuase myhairs white doesnt mean it has curls!
black dog
this mental telepathy stuff is too slow, just jump in and get it
white dog
just gimme a few more minutes, I can do it!
White Dog
Why didn’t you fetch the ball BEFORE it rolled down here?
Black Dog
I uh couldn’t resist chasing that squirrel, It had my name on it.
As the President I order you to get the ball
Black dog: ” Sooo…ahh..what do we do now”
White dog: “Shhhh….theres a little bug dancing on it!!!!”
black dog: ‘So Close”
white dog: “But yet so far’
black dog: Hey Look – it floats!!
white dog: Yeah, I’ll get it genius…
Black dog: Ewe Yuk – I’m not getting it.
White dog: Watch and Learn grasshopper..
Satchel: One fish, two fish, red fish, blue…
Bingo: Hey, Einstein — less Seuss, more focus.
White: So, what’s the catch?
Black: You get it, and I’ll make sure those eyes don’t eat you!
Bingo: Umm… This is so stupid. It’s not just gonna APPEAR!
Satchel: Shadup. I think I can, I know I can, I think I can, I know I can…
Bingo: Etcetera, yeah, I know.
Black dog – You pushed my ball in the water!
White dog – Don’t worry I’ll get it!