Photo Caption Contest: Dogs & Cats Living Together
Some shots just lend themselves to funny captions without much preamble and this is one of them. You know the drill, Dogsters. Submit your caption suggestions by commenting on this post and the winner gets 50 Zealies. Victor announced next Monday, June 8th. You can see how the rest of this shot went here.
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Cat: You can clean me and scratch my back, but don’t expect anything back.
the pup…. You stink
the cat…. And your point is.
cat: He thinks he’s a perfume afficionado.
dog: Is that a new perfume you’re wearing?
Eau de fish? nice.
Cat, ” would you quit breathing on my fur, you are messing it up”
Dog, “I was just checking to see if your ears needed cleaning”
Cat: To swat or not to swat?
Dog: What are thinking, huh, huh, what. What are you thinking about. Tell me, tell me now, PLEASE!
Dog: Pssst….I have an idea on how we can breakout of here….wanna hear??
Cat: You? Idea? Yeah, I need a good laugh….
Cat: Just step away slowly and you won’t get hurt…
Dog: But But!! You are laying on my treat bone!!!
dog
Gee your hair smells terrific
cat
feel free to borrow my shampoo…pawlease
dog: cmon just one lick
cat: dont even think about it
Cat (being sarcastic): “Oh joy, they are back from the dog park”
Dog (super hyper mode excited): “I saw a squirrels, and a poodle named princess, and a great dane named tustin, and a shitzu named squirt, and a collie named teddy, and a shepard named steele, and chihuahua named tovan, and then we played frisbee and i caught every one, and then i found a stick and then and then.. and then…..etc.”
Dog: “how come you took my spot on the bed last night?!”
Cat: “Becasue they like me better, and besides, i dont snore!”
dog: be still…. i can see what you’re thinking….it says….it says….
cat: idiot!!!!!
Cat: Mom he’s breathing on me
Dog: Tattle-Tail!
cat thinking: goofy dog…he is getting slobber on me
dog thinking: I am putting slobber on him hehehe
“You’re a bit nosy, aren’t you?”
“Doggone right I am!”
“You’re killing me with that doggie breath.”
“Shut up, furball…”
“Don’t you have fleas to scratch or something?
“I hid your litter box. Take that, Whiskers!”
Dog: Who says love has to make sense?
Cat: I do!
Dog: You smell like cat nip
Cat: I’m not about to share!
“Fleas get your filthy cheatin’ paws off me.”
“I beat you at Mouse Trap again. Get over it!”
Cat: I was taking a cat nap
Dog: No you weren’t. You were sleeping. I know what sleeping looks like.
Cat: I know what stupid looks like…
“Rats! Hey Flea Bag, my groomer cancelled again.”
“Something’s fishy. Cat must have gotten his tongue.”
Cat: here he comes again…
Dog; Maybe, if I just keep trying, maybe, maybe, someday she’ll actually look at me…
“You smell like total crap.”
“Stuff it, Kitty. Better yet let me…”
Dog: If only the human wasn’t here
Cat: ditto
Cat: And we are back to Animal Talk, with me, Kitty Kasum. We have a special guest with us today. Rufus, tell us your problem.
Dog: Well Kitty, my Mommy got mad at me for sticking my nose in the cats fur. I’m not that bad am I? I don’t do that, do I?
Dog: What is Cat Scratch Fever?
Cat: One more second and I’ll show ya!
dog: And then what happens is…..hey, are you taking this all in?
cat: Yeh, IN one ear and OUT the other.
Dog: You think you’re just so damn clever
Cat: Think? I know.
Dog: Don’t forget who’s boss around here, cat!
Cat: Sure, whatever, buddy.
Dog: “Smells like chicken.”
Cat: “Go ahead, make my day.”
Dog:
“Geesh, thought I smelt something…”
Cat:
“Come any closer, and your face shall meet my paw…”
Cat: It’ll never work out, I tell you……
Dog: But Baby! I’ll be dog-gone good to you!
Cat: Why do humans own dogs???
Dog: Why do humans own cats???
Dog: I won’t tell how you played hockey with the keys, that everyone is looking for, if you don’t tell about me grabbing that sausage off the grill.
Cat: And how you also took the bun… I don’t miss a thing.
dog: They say cats always win a staring contest so c’mon, I can stare ya down, bring it on…
cat: You win, I forfeit, now stop breathing on me…. yeech, dog breath!
dog: you ate my bone didn’t you?!! I can smell it
cat: why would I eat your bone?
cat: quit the sniffing and start cleaning my fur
dog: yes master….
cat: *sigh* every dog is like this
dog: sniff sniff
Dog: Come on, I just want to sniff you.
Cat: You are pathetic.
Dog: What’s wrong cat got your tongue? Cat: Ha,ha very funny…now back away dog breath.
Cat: This is so humiliating
Dog: Mom said I had to watch the house while she’s out and that includes you!
Dog ……. What’s that smell?
Kitty ……. Cat Nip!
Dog: Time for your massage.
Cat: Wait, I hired a dog to be my massage therapist?!
Dog: Lookie lookie! Mommy taught me how to smile today!!
Cat: Obviously you needed some home schooling in that department.
Cat; “Its not a cat…”
Dog: “Its not a dog…”
Both; “Looks kind of stupid, poor thing…”
Cat: Alright!, Im sorry I blamed the mess on you.
Dog: Yeah thats what I thought!
Dog: Hey, what are you doing?
Cat: Plotting to take over the world.
Dog: After all these years, I have wanted to chase you around.
Cat: But now, we’re both turning white, I don’t think you’ll be getting far chasing me.
Dog: Lemme sniff your butt..
Cat: Don’t you dare..I am a cat, not a UNsophisticated dog like you!
Dog: (Sniff, Sniff) So that is what cat smells like.
Cat: Do you think if I ignore him he will go away?
Dog : Cmon,pleeeze, a staring contest, pleeeeze…
Cat : I won’t look, I won’t look, I won’t look,
cat-I’m the man.
Dog- No, I’m the man, I dont poop in a pan.
Dog- Thank God! You finally have a gray hair.
Cat-Not near as many as you do bud,
Dog- Hey kitty cat wanna dance?!
Cat- No. I don’t play with butt sniffers!!
Cat: “This is my space dog and you’re violating it.”
Dog: “So what, l;ike I’m afraid of you.”
Cat: “This is my space dog and you’re violating it.”
Dog: “Wow, I’m real scared…NOT!”
Dog: Hey!!! A cat…maybe I could………..
Cat: Don’t EVEN think about it Poop Breath!
Dog: Let’s go Play, common let’s go play, let’s go, go, go!
Cat: Can’t you see I’m busy?
Cat: Ignore it and it will go away, ignore it & it will go away….
Dog: Wana play? Wana go chase squirrels? Oh oh lets go pee in the neighbors yard!
Cat: Yeah I’ll be your friend… when pigs fly!
Dog: Swine flu!
Dog – Mmmm… Chinese Food!!!
Cat – Droll, Very Droll.
Dog: New puppy! He’ll be the perfect size to play with– look at those paws!
Cat: Perfect for concrete booties.
Cat: Leave me alone. Go eat the treats I left you in the litter box!
Dog: Really? What kind?
Cat: hey Jack if we can live together with out and fighting why can’t humans.
Dog : Mac maybe one day we all will live together no matter who we are
Cat:I asked for a sexy female.I got this.
Dog:Whoa!!!!!!I I did not sign up for this.
Dog: “Want to play ball? Please? Oh please?”
Cat: “I’d rather not.”
Dog: “Hey, you look annoyed.”
Cat: “I don’t just look annoyed…I am!”
Dog: “Hi Cat! You wanna play?!?”
Cat: Be the wall, I am the wall, I am the wall.
Dog: Is that a new perfume you’re wearing?
Cat: Yes, It’s called cat food
Dog: Wanna play ball? please?
Cat: It was between a dog and a mirror to keep me company. I would have chose the mirror.
Dog: You smell like chicken!
Cat: So? You smell like dog dribble.
Dog: Your breath smells like a mouse
Cat: Your nose smells like it’s been up someone’s butt
Dog: Like I learned on Spongebob, Always be close to you Best Friends.
Cat: If you get any closer, your pretty dog face won’t be so pretty!
Cat: I like hims soooooo much but can’t let him know!
Dog: When will the day come for her to love me……
Dog: What’s the smell? It smells really good! Can I have some of that smell?
Cat: FYI, it’s called “Purr-fume”. Just back away from the smell and no one gets hurt…
dog: tug of war?
Cat: I’d love to but sorry, I’ve got a LIFE!
Cat: I will call for pizza as soon as they leave. Stop pestering me!
Dog: Don’t forget that I get the Meat Lovers Pizza!
Dog: Please, please, please tell me where you hid my ball?
Cat: One one condition……you never breathe on me again!
Cat: uh oh found me.
Dog: Now you’re gonna see who’s boss around here!
Dog: I can see through you? You do not have any Brains!!!!!BOLBOLBOL
Cat: Thinking that is what you think Dog. MOLMOLMOL I got the Brains to know I do not depend on anyone and I have Servents but you have only Masters. MOLMOLMOL
LIFE IS SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dog: It’s true, Mom likes me better!
Cat: Why couldn’t I be an only pet?
Dog: Yay! Master is making dinner for us!
Cat: No. YOUR master is making dinner for you. MY staff is preparing my meal!
Dog: Hey! Guess what!?! I found some tootsie rolls in your sandbox!
Cat: *Urgh*
Dog: OMD!!! I see your ear!
Cat: * Sigh…*