Photo Caption Contest: Beach Buddies
When I asked for suggestions about this contest several weeks ago many folks indicated they liked the challenge of the double-quote contest when more than one animal was featured. Your wish is my command, Dogsters. Here you go. Let me know what both dogs are thinking and the best quotes will earn their writer a grand prize of 50 Zealies next Monday, June 1st when the winner is announced.
beach Buddies
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Big Dog: C’mon. you’d make a great skimboard!
Little Dog: Don’t even THINK about it.
big dog: Once you get in passed your belly, you won’t even feel the cold.
small dog: Sure, but your belly has a long way to go before it hits the cold water.
Bulldog, “Would you stop breathing down my neck.”
Big Dog: Dude! I need a long board!
Small Dog: Sorry Duuude, my bad.
“That tush is nowhere near tight as mine.”
“I like them leggy though. Isn’t it obvious?”
“Beach volleyball. You in?”
“Yeah Boy. Spike It In Their Face, Daddio!!!”
Small dog: Oh no, please don’t eat me for breakfast!
Big dog: Hey, bet you’d taste good between to pieces of bread.
“Take a look at that load of crap.”
“HEY! Come clean up after your dog, Slacker Man!”
Big Dog: Hey little man, get out of my way!
Small Dog: Chill, good things come in small packages.
Big dog: Ya know, the water isn’t really that deep.
Little Dog: Says you.
Big Dog: Daddy likes bigger dogs, so HA!!
Small Dog: But…But…But…
Little dog: Last one in is a rotten egg!
Big dog: How about the last one in gets a rotten egg?
Big dog: I told you your coat was dry clean only!
Big Dog: “Ok. Here’s the plan. You run over to those humans and act cute. While they have their attention on you, I’ll run over and steal the picnic basket!”
Small Dog: “You got it, Boss!”
little dog-get off my beach
big dog-you aint bullying me, its my beach to.
Big Dog: Ok we’re going to have to work together to make this happen.
Little Dog: I’m with you, but the idea of my nose reaching your but and vice versa isn’t going to be easy.
Greyhound: Hey buddy hows the water today?
Bulldog: I’d be careful if I was you…it’s a little too warm. I used to be as tall as you before I went in…NOW look at me…..
Big Dog: I think I’ll go swimming today.
Small Dog: Be careful. A shark took my legs.
Tall dog: Come on, those waves aren’t that big!
Short dog: Maybe not to YOU!
Tall dog: Where’d it go?
Short dog: I told you this was a bad place to build a sand castle
Big Dog: I’m tellin’ ya, if you get on my back, you’ll be able to get the butcher’s steaks. We’ll split em!
Little Dog: I get first dibs, though!
Big Dog: Come on…50/50!
Little Dog: 70/30!
Big Dog: 60/40. Final offer.
Little Dog: …alright deal. I’m lickin’ my chops just thinkin’ about this!
Both dogs: “I’ll go in if you do.
Big Dog: I’m going swimming!!
Small Dog: Not in that suit, I hope!
Big dog: “What do you mean you want me to go swimming?!
Big dog: “But I don’t know how to swim!”
Little Dog: This mud is great…
Big Dog: Yes but we are gonna have to get rid of it soon..(sighs)
Greyhound-”So let me get this straight- I give you a 20 minute head start…then I run?”
French Bulldog,” You got it ,sucka!”
Small Dog: Pick on someone your own size!
Big Dog: Little dude, I don’t think they’re is anyone bigger than me.
Big Dog: Since when do you have such short legs?
Small Dog: Don’t go in the water. And to answer your question, don’t go in the water!!
big dog: wanna go again? huh wanna? wanna?!
small dog: sure buddy, calm down though, we’ve got aalllll day!
SO cute! I can’t think of anything nearly as good as what I’ve read above, but I had to comment on what an adorable picture that is!
Big Dog: Look, BALL!
Small Dog: So your my body guard….
big dog: first on it the water is the best
little dog:yeah right!
Big Dog: A new rabbit to chase!
Little Dog: Don’t even try.
small dog: I’m yer boss so let me surf on you!
big dog: Who’s the big dog here?
Big dog, “See, I told ya they float.”
Little dog, “Yea, now they won’t kick us off the beach.”
Little dog says to Big dog:
“When I told you X marks the spot, I didn’t mean for you to lift your leg on it!!”
Little Dog: “How’s THIS spot, Honey?”
Big Dog: “No, Dear. Find something closer to
the water.”
LIttle: How’s the weather up there?
Big: HOT!!!!
Little dog: I dare you to beat me to the surf
Big dog: I dare you to admit you’ll be a rotten egg if you lose.
Eh, not that great, but it’s my entry.
Little dog “Rub some sunblock on my back, and then I’ll reach up and do your belly.”
Big Dog “Forget my belly – check out these white legs!”
Big dog: Where I come from, the tides run really high!
Short dog: Where I come from, the winds blow really hard!
tall dog:
ignore those bullies, dear. just repeat that mantra i gave you.
little dog:
tom and nicole, tom and nichole, tom and nicole..
little dog:
hey legs, hows about a little lovin’ on the down low?
tall dog:
the nerve! what made you assume i’m a fast girl?
tall dog: let’s not argue dear; its a beautiful day.
little dog: well, you always get so high and mighty.
tall dog: darling, i want you to talk to my shrink.
little dog: the hell with you. i really am napoleon!
little dog: baby, were you just kissing that red setter?
tall dog: houston, we have a problem.
small dog:
we need to take the computer to the repair shop again.
tall dog: why won’t you listen?
i told you those emails are spam!
big dog
New collars and tags: $36
Vacation to the beach: $450
Spending it with my lil buddy: Priceless
big dog
Im not telling you again!
they stopped filming Baywatch years ago!
Greyhound: “C’mon race you to the first Bouy and back.
Bulldog: “You crazy Man, I heard there is sharks in there”.
Greyhound: “You sure you dont wanna go a dip little Buddy?”
Bulldog: “Sorry Dude, Didnt bring the swim Trunks”.
Borzi: “Look at that wave, Little Dude!”
French Bulldog: “Dude, I can’t see anything past that Bouy.
Little dog – “Whacha talkn bout Willis?”
litle dog: “You’re kidding!”
big dog: “No, really, they call it the people paddle.”
Borzi: “Look at that wave, Little Dude!”
French Bulldog: “Man, I can’t see anything past that Bouy”
dog #1 That water sure looks cold.
dog #2 Yes, but if we don’t it’s bath time when we get home.
Big Dog- Hey buddy!!!
Little Dog- Someone NEEDS a tic-tac!
Lennie~ Large dog: You said I was related to you, George.
George small dog~: Lennie, if I was a relative of yours, I’d shoot myself.
Tiny(Big Dog): Are you sure? I’m scared of water…
Spike(Small Dog): Listen, Tiny, Please don’t step on me!!
Little dog: Who do they think they are? No dogs on the beach!
Big dog: Yeah, we OWN this beach!
Big dog: Why don’t you go see how cold the water is?
Little dog: Why don’t YOU go check!
Little dog: What do you mean mom said stay off the beach???
Big dog: Sorry! I forgot!
Big Dog: Excuse Me……..
Little Dog: What? I’m not looking at that foxy derriere…….. errr I mean Fox Terrier!
Small Dog: Hey baby, nice legs!
Big Dog: Sorry, I’m not into short men.
(Tall Dog) Oh wow…..swimming! Lets go! Lets go!
(Small Dog) Not me dude!!! Hey!! I was tall like you. Then I went in the water. When my fur dried it shrunk on me!!!
Little Dog to Big Dog: “I told you once you get the sand between your toes you won’t want to leave!”
Small dog: “You first”
Big Dog: “You’re the one that needs to trim a few ounces”
“Whatdya mean I can’t get on your back when the water gets too high????”
Big dog: So if you wanted to you know, you should do it in the water?
Little dog: Yeah man, when you do it in the sand they gotta clean it up and it REALLY gets em’ mad!
Big dog: All I have to do is go in, then shake myself near the humans?
Little dog: Gets the girls after you every time
What’s the weather like up there?
Really, not as different as you’d expect.
Big dog: I bet you want to go for a swim!
Little dog: Don’t even think about it!
Big Dog: Last one in is a tabby cat!
Little Dog: No way am I falling for that again!
Big Dog: I heard speedos are making a comeback.
Little Dog: You can’t be serious.
French Bulldog: Thanks Frankie, now that you got me all dirty, I have to take a bath!
Greyhound: *Snicker*
French Bulldog: Hey dude, check out that Saluki over there!
Greyhound: Oh Yeah! Hey Gorgeous, how — IS THAT A BIRD!?!?!
Nice on Rosie!! Haha!!
Small Dog: Great! My coat is dirty and now your telling me I have to clean off in there?!?!
little dog..um you look kinda hungry
big dog…I am so hungry…wonder what he tastes like?
small dog:I am not going to wear a speedo and that is final.
Big dog: Well you can’t go commando!
Big Dog: Check out the French Poodles at 9:00!
Little Dog: What time?
Little Dog: Hey man, did you ever hear of this new invention called breath mints?
Big guy: I can make you do anything I want
Little guy: Dude
Little dog-Are you sure this is gonna work
Big dog-I don’t know that’s just what I herd
“Guess what! Some dogs are on Pikapet, but not on Dogster!”(Big Dog)
No way, Jose!! I just can’t belive that!(small dog)
Big dog; “First thing to remember is-don’t drink the water.”
Small Dog= So, hows the weather up there?
Big Dog= Ah, a little on the warmish side. . . a slight breeze. . .
Small Dog= So, hows the weather up there?
Big Dog= Ah, a little on the warmish side. . . a slight breeze. . .
(btw if this caption wins, choose this one not the other Lexi one. . . I typed in the wrong email. . . BOL!)
Small dog: Hey, big guy! No swimming till you gotta swim pass!
Big dog: Aw come on! Besides, why are you the lifeguard here when you’re so small?!
Big: “I love the smell of Huntington Beach!”
Little: Yeah. Me to, but right now, all I can smellis that breath of yours! Wooo!”
Thx Hunter!
Greyhound: Im gonna go get a drink from this nice cold lake!
French Bulldog: Uh, I wouldn’t drink out of there if I were you!!! Somedog couldve peed in it… *snicker*
bulldog: Are you kidding me? I aint going in there, you get it
big dog: Fine scaredy cat I will go get the ball.
Nice Rosie!! Check out the HAWT photo on my page!!
Hunter(BigDog): Check out Rosie in her bikini!! She looks HAWT!!
Drake(SmallDog): Listen, Bro. If you even THINK she’s hotter than Haley…
BigDog: Man, I hope I win this contest for Mom!! She needs those zeelies!
SmallDog: Zeelies, Shmeelies. I only entered to kick butt!!