Photo Caption Contest: Walk in the Park
This week’s photo comes from one of my favorite dog parks in San Francisco which just opened up again after the rainy season.
We’re raising the bar a bit this week and going for a double quote. Let me know what each of these dogs is thinking by commenting on this post below. The winner, to be announced next Monday, April 13th, gets 50 Zealies and a shot at fame and fortune.
two dogs in the park
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Ok You check the one one the left..
I have the one on the right..
“Turf war, straight ahead.”
“Got your back, bro.”
“Oooh La La come to Papa, Foxy Mama.”
“I’ll take the leggy one…”
“Look, Beef Boy’s packing today.”
“Let’s make a citizen’s arrest…”
Whoa, check her out!
Forget it man, that Great Dane’s outta your league.
“Check out the Legs on that Chihuahua”
“Personally I like the legs on that Dobie”
“people let me tell ya bout my best friend”
“He’s a warm hearted pup who’ll love me till the end.”
“I think I can, I think I can”
“Come on–I know I can”
Husky-
“And then I said- Oh Baby- but I’m neutered…”
Puggle-
“Did you get her number?”
Dog on the left: Hey boss where we going now?
Dog on the right: We’ve got a bone to pick with a hot little rotti on south and locust.
Hey isnt that your wife with the pups?
Yeah Dawg just back me up… OK!
Right dog “Follow me there’s a hole in the fence this way”
Left dog “Are you sure I can fit?”
Dog to Puggle:
“Come on you gotta keep up”
Puggle to other dog:
“I would if you’d slow down. My legs aren’t as long as yours!”
Man, look at that line to get to the tree…
Yeah, wish I was a girl, THEY can go anywhere!
Put one foot in front of the other…..
Like this?
“It feels like someone behind us is starting at our butts.”
“Yeah man, no kidding! Those dogs!”
“So I tell ya kid……life ain’t a walk in the dogpark.”
“But ain’t that what we’re doin’, boss?”
dog #1: “Just keep walking, stare straight ahead, don’t look back, they’ll never know it was us”
dog #2: “oh dawg, I got a bad feeling about this one”
(dog on the left): “On Dancing With The Stars they point their toes like this…..”
(dog on the right): “Ugh, I just can’t seem to do that step!”
Dog #1 “When we get there, let ME do all the talking……”
Dog #2 “Oh man, I don’t know if I could keep a straight face……”
Dog #1 “Ok, here’s the story–The Cat did it!”
Dog #2 “Boy, I hope they don’t recognize our pawprints…..”
Larger dog: “Don’t make eye contact, don’t make eye contact, just keep going.”
Shorter dog: “But I can feel that dog back there staring at us… its seriously creeping me out.”
“Ok, this time we’re gonna show em whose boss. We can’t keep getting pushed around for being small, right?”
“Right!”
how about we take this onto the next level?
What the?!! I’m not even yours!
yo, we’ve got a spy on our back, load him up with yer power
Already on it boss
Dog #1 – I wish you would have stopped and asked for directions!
Dog #2 – Don’t worry, I’ll get us there eventually.
So I says to Ethel I says…
Then what happened?
Bigger dog: I’ll take the Chihuahua!
Small dog: Okay and I’ll take the Great Dane!
“Is that the guy?”
“Yes, he calls me names
”
Dog One:
So the Poodle says, that’s no Havanese, that’s my brother!
Dog Two:
Amazing…
Ok, the park is open, I will be the first through the gate NO I will be the first through the gate said the little one on the right.
“Now remember, when you’re with me you gotta be cool and lift your leg, don’t squat, got it?”
“Ok, ok, but what if I have to poop?”
“So a poodle, a rottweiler and a chihuahua all walk into a bar…”
“Classic”
the dog on the right: “yo dawg wait up were ya going?”
the dog on the left: “checkin out that foxy poodle over there, come on!”
Did you see the new Blackberry the boss has?
Yeah, It is sweet. Management gets all the perks.
#1: Can you believe that dog is wearing a purple collar!?!
#2: I know, that color is SO last year….
Yeah I’m telling you the whole cart tipped over! There’s hot dogs laying there begging to be eaten!
Shush! You don’t want that dog behind us and every dog in the park eating our hot dogs do ya! We gotta be sneaky about this!
Dog on Left “Just Keep Walking and don’t Look Back”
Dog on Right “Man, that was a close one, did you see the look he was giving us?”
She called me old!
Why? cuz you AARP!
Right dawg:
“Do i smell bacon?!?”
Left dawg:
“No,but check out that poodle talk about woof woof.”
Puggle- Do i smell bacon?!?!
Left dawg- No,but check out that poodle talk about woof woof
Is it wear white before or after Memorial Day?!?
How ’bout them Tar Heels!?!
husky
“so my new diet and jogging routine is workin great, but whats your secret?”
puggle
“oh girl i’m on the kibble n noodle diet, its workin great”
Big dog: Eric, here’s what I want you to do: process this crime scene, and call me when you have something for me.
Smaller dog: Okay, Horatio, but I have to tell you, I stepped on your shades back there…
Big dog…..Come on ..keep in time…
Little dog…Can’t you see the legs are shorter !
Big dog- “Act natural…when I say go we run and jump over the fence I do it all the time at home you in??”
Little dog- “Are you kidding big boy? These legs were built for high steppin’ and prancing not sailing over fences, later.”
Dog on the right-
Ooooh, did you smell what that Airedale we just walked by let loose?
Dog on the left-
No man, I was too busy checking out that hot Bichon over there. Check her out!
What happens at the dog park…
I know, I know, stays at the dog park
What happens at the dog park…
I know, I know, stays at the dog park
Dog #1- “Why are they staring at us?”
Dog #2- “Tail envy, I told you!”
Dog 1- You think they’ll know it was us?
Dog 2- Nah, dog, we covered the prints.
Dog 1 – Put your left leg forward.
Dog 2 – Put your left leg back and do the hockie pokie and turn yourself around.
Husky-
“That’s the wierdest thing I’ve ever heard…”
Puggle –
“I’m tellin ya’,…they always pick it up!”