Photo Contest: How Earie
Sometimes dogs do things so human-like it’s uncanny. This week’s photo, taken at a local get-together of San Francisco Dachshund owners, is of just such a thing. You look at it and you honestly expect the Dachshund to say something.
Have fun with this one, Dogsters. You know the drill. Submit your entry by commenting on this post and the winner — to be announced next Monday, March 9th, gets 50 Zealies.
terrier and dachshund
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Ssshhh…I’ll distract them, you make a run for it!
“If I wisper in your ear will you give me one of your dog bones?”
I’m not wearing any underwear…
I can’t believe I’m actually taller than you.
Wait till I tell you what my humans did!
Park Leg Up at the hydrant 12:00!
That new peanut butter gel is working for me too….
Psst…here’s the plan: you zig, I’ll zag and in the confusion he’s sure to drop the treat bag.
No really Fe Fe thinks your hot….
Don’t look now but Paris Hilton just arrived and I can’t believe what Tinkerbell is wearing…
Tell me the truth, does this harness make me look fat?
Why do you have peanut butter in your ear?
Because they’re at a dachshund meet-up: “Hey, you’re not a dachshund.”
So, ready to parasail for the first time, huh?
Don’t look now, but I think we’re being followed.
Come here, I gotta tell you a secret.
Smells like Chanel 5.
Pssst, hot babe, three o’clock. I think she’s checking you out, man.
Oh sorry! Sniffed the wrong end.
The First Family is coming! Pretend you’re a Portugese Water Dog and you could wind up in the White House!!
Let me check you for ear mites.
snif,
ahhh
Biscuit # 5
my favorite!
If you promise not to tell anyone, I’ll tell you.
The doxies will never approve, meet me by the tree my love.
“…and he really yelled at you, trainers and their emotions!”
OMD! I just found out the secret to a cat’s nine lives!
***dogs playing a game of charades
Yep – you got it – I’m the ‘Dog Whisperer’
BOL!
That clumsy Great Dane pup is here. Quick! Get behind your Dad!!
I told you not to step there.
OK shh. You run left. I’ll run right. we’ll trip them, then make a break for it!
Yeah she’s still looking at you.
I love that new shampoo you are using.
hmm? You smell like chicken. Are you sure you’re a dog?
If I just put my nose to your head then I can read your mind.
Lets see…
I AM NOT A WEIRDO!
Wow, I can see all the way through! You really are a blonde!
What kinda shampoo did you say you use? it smells great!
My eyes are on the sparrow and nothing will distract me!
HEY BABE, I LOVE YOUR SILKY LONG HAIR….YOU SMELL SO GOOD….WILL YOU GO ON A WALKIE WITH ME………
I WANT TO BONE YA!!!
Excuse me lil’ furball, but the line starts behind me.
Psst, I when we go to the pet store I will distract the while you get the rawhide bone and run out the door with it.
woah buddy…shouldn’t you take me out to dinner before you start sniffing me like that?
So… would ya like to go out for biscuits sometime?
You smell like cat. Sniffing the neighbor kitty again?
I’ll show you my stuffie if you show me yours!
I smell lemon juice in that blond fur, shortie!
pssst… hey buddy
wanna buy a watch?
DUDE!!…. I said… DON’T …look now!
Be cool. Don’t look now, but theres a Chi..waa..waa!!!
Psst…..I think your owner doesn’t know his dog breeds. This is a dachsund party!
How you doin?
do you see what she`s wearing?!?!?!?!
Pssst… You see that man over there? I have reason to believe he has liver treats stashed in his pocket!
Seriously,…it is WAY more fun off leash!
Excuse me, but do you have to stand so close?! I’m walkin’ here!
Oh, geez…Thanks for the warning!
you’re a guest here…mind your manners.
Keep on walking “Fluffy” this is a doxie only zone.
psst…I think your harness is unzipped.
Dachshund: Your still my best friend.. right??
Sooo… my guess the shampoo is “Natural Bone”, but I can’t put my paw on the conditioner?
When I bring out the cake, you start singing…
Psssst. Just pretend to be nice doggy for a second and you’ll get adopted for sure.
What shampoo is it? wow, keeps natural *GOOD* smell intact!
Psst! Don’t look now but you know that girl you like? She’s coming this way.
stop the press! i smell doxie under all that fluff!
“Psst, Dont look now, But I Think that little Chic over there is checking you out”
Don’t look around, but I think they know you aren’t a long haired dachshund.
Ok….so a cat, a poodle and a horse walk into a bar……..
I heard that beagle over there was the one who peed on the neighbor’s bush.
Ooooooh, is that perfume french? It smells fabulous!
You’ve got something stuck on your foot there…
You smell funny.
If uou look cute for a second the humans will give you a treat too.
Sorry-I spelled “you” wring in that last one! Ooops!
And I just spelled “wrong” wrong too! Wow-not my day for typing-sorry!
Darling, you must simply come over more often!
Are you blind? You’re sniffing the wrong side!
My sweater is hideous!
Don’t look now but that poodle over there is totally checkin’ you out!
pssst don’t tell anyone…but i licked a cat!!!