Photo Contest: Life’s a Beach
I seem to be going through a French Bulldog phase. This week’s contest features one of my favorite French Bullies — a great little guy named Rockie — and his Labradoodle friend, Taffy. It’s been a while since we’ve tried a dual quote so impress me, Dogsters. Make your quote suggestions by commenting on this post by next Monday, March 2, when the winner is announced and given the 50 Zealie prize.
French Bulldog anf Labradoodle on the beach
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bull dog- I love this weather. labra- Are you kidding. Do you know what this humidity does to my hair ?
F. Bulldog,”I just washed my friend and can’t do a thing with him!”
Labradoodle, ” La la la la la!”
Doodle – Dude! Did you see that humans face? I totally scammed his burger.
Frenchie – And you thought it was just going to be long walks on the beach.
F. Bulldog: “I wonder if he smells better at the front end.”
Labra:”Hey, whadaya sniffing back there,Shortstuff/”
Labradoodle: Ain’t the beach great! Just smell the fresh air.
Frenchie: Being downwind it don’t smell too fresh – not to mention my view hasn’t changed.
labradoodle: You put your left paw in…
frenchie: You put your right paw in…
And shake it all about and thats how you do the hokey pokey!
Rockie: Mon petit chou… why do you run? Playing hard to get, no? But I know you love me…
Taffy: Listen buddy, for the last time, I’m not french, I’m not a girl and I’m not interested.
Rockie: Hey, Doodle dude! Stop running so I can sniff your butt!
Taffy: That’s why I’m running! I don’t think I know you like that!
ahh slow down one little sniff.please.
Man if i hit the brakes he won’t be able to find his nose.
French Bulldog: He may be leading now, but we all know that big pups tire out faster.
Labradoodle: He obviously doesn’t know that I am an agility champion!
f. bulldog: Yankee Doodle went to the beach riding…
lab. doodle: Hey enough with Yankee Doodle jokes or else I am putting you in the water.
f. bulldog: Hey, can I bum a ride on your back?
lab. doodle: Heck no! Do I look like a taxi cab to you?
Rockie: Go go go… Got to outrun Taffy… hey, that flea on his side in growing bigger
Taffy: Oh no, finish line is on that side, turn turn turn
French Bulldog: If the front looks as good as the back, I am in love!
Labradoodle: I think I am being followed!
Rocky: Oh – my OTHER left foot!
Taffy: It goes like this – You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out, you put your left foot in then you shake it all about—–
Frenchie; Ooh, La La!
Labra: Oh, No No!
(In fairness Sadie LIcken’s Pet typed this at home on the “other” computer.)
Bulldog: “Glad I don’t have his hair”
Labardoodle: “Wish I had his hair”
Labra, “I’ll race you to the beach blanket”
bulldog,”No fair, you already got a headstart, I should have the headstart”.
I’m telling ya, pal- there’s great stuff to be found on the beach.
Frenchie”These little bully legs are cramping up. Can’t we slow up?”
Labradoodle” Must keep running!! If my hair dries before mum gets a hold of me I can avoid the big hot air blower!!”
Bulldog: “Bo Derek you are not!”
Doodle: “Hey, you’re no Pamela Anderson yourself, shorty!”
“Why are you running so much?”
“My 2-piece just doesn’t fit the way I’d like.”
“Swim suit season is right around the corner.”
“That’s why I’m truckin’, shorty!”
“Bonfire tonight, dude.”
“HOT DOG!”
Lab, “c’mon Shorty lets work it, Summer is right around the corner, gotta get in shape for that Bikini”
Bulldog, “You are one Tough personal trainer”
Taffy: and this is how a horse runs!
Rockie: This is what a leopard would run like!
Lab: did you see that???
Fr Bulldog: See what???
Taffy, wait up! C’mon Rockie, we’re going to miss the Ice Cream truck!
Taffy: Get AWAY from the water!!! Don’t you know about “shrinkage”????
Rockie: Oh geez…….you’ve been watching too much tv again.
Can you move it like this?
I can shake it like that!
They said we’d never make it as a couple.
But we showed them!
Rocky: Hey Taffy, don’t go into the water or you will shrink!
Taffy: You mean like you did?
Bulldog (singing): I love to go swimmin’ with bow legged women and swim between their leggs…”
Poodle: Hey, I’m not bow legged!!”
FB: – IM telling you…the girls LOVE my new look…
Poodle: Ok, then its settled — im getting a furminator…Im going short and sexy
Labradoodle: *hearing Chariots of Fire*
Bulldog: No fair! Your legs are longer!
1- RUN FOREST RUN!
2- I’M FREE…. FREE RUNNIN’
Hurry up, Rockie-we’re gonna miss the boat!!!
1: Being down wind is not fun!
2:Hey, having chicken legs is no day at the beach either!
Labradoodle: Life is like a dog sled team.
Fr Bulldog: If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
French BD: Are you my mother?
Labradoodle: No little one. I am NOT your mother!
French Bulldog: What are you doing, this is supposed to be a race!!
Labradoodle: I know but there are these hot dogs over there! I gotta go crash the stand!
Nice, hint of salt and do I detect some seaweed?
I’m going for the tropical scent!
Frenchie… under his breath…”Hey, this is MY beach”
Doodle..”hiyah, hiyah, hiyah, wanna play, comeon, wanna play, hurry now, lets go, comeon”
Doodle: Last time I got chased, I was rear-ended!!
F.Bulldog: I’m no tail-gater!
Taffy- Come on Rockie pick up the pace. I knew I should have chose another work out partner.
Rockie- I’m trying Taffy. Remember my legs are way shorter than yours.
Look to the right Rockie and big smile for the camera.
How do you do it Taffy? I know were cute, but I’m pictured out for the day.
Labra: I told them to buy me that premium food!
Bulldog: Wow, that premium food really works!
Rocky- Mmmm My sweet grrrl- you are smelling extra good today..
Taffy- oh Rocky, you are such a charmer…
Rocky- Hey girl wanna come back to my place and share a steak?
Taffy- What kinda girl do you think I am? See if you can catch me first….
Rocky- Your crate or mine?
Taffy- HMMMPH- what kinda grrl do you think I am?
Bulldog: What are you looking at?
Lab: Pizza Delivery man…come on, Lets go…I’ll go high, you go low! We can take him down!