Photo Contest: Nah, I Can’t…Really
French Bulldogs have been stars on this contest before and for good reason: they’re so freaking expressive. I recently had the opportunity to photograph a basic dog training class here in San Francisco and had he opportunity to meet a French Bully named Lola. She was tiny but, like other small-in-stature French leaders of the past, she really packs a punch and demands attention (too bad she wasn’t named Josephine)
For this week’s contest. the worthy winner who puts the right words in Lola’s mouth walks away with a 50-Zealie prize on V-day: Monday February 22nd.
To enter, just make your quote suggestions by commenting below.
Good luck
French Bulldog Oooh la la
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what is this, one kibble? take it away, take it away!
see these wrinkles? i just cant on my diet..
Bet I can eat just one!!!!!!
You call this an offering!!! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
one one thousand
two one thousand
three one thousand
ready or not here I come
Kibble? I cannot bear to look!
its gonna cost you more than one kibble for a photo with my eyes open, imbecile!
“Na, really I can’t take the last bite, I’m way to full, Just want to get a little shut eye now”
merci, les anciens combattants..vous n’êtes pas oublié.
I am pretty oh!so pretty.
Oh no, I shouldn’t…I can’t.. that treat could ruin my features, it’s not part of my diet…well…
OKAY!
Oh please, no more pictures!!!
What?! This is what you give me?! Take it away!!!
You think the trainer can teach herself to “be quiet”
Almond Biscottis, Caviar, Crème brûlé, that’s the life.
Creme Brule……Crossaints…..Crepes….other such fine pastries and I have to eat this? Se La Vie!
I think I ate one to many.
I’m closing my eyes…when I open them this will be bigger………
I’m gonna count to three and this kibble will be a steak…..one, two three!!!!
ONE kibble? You expect obedience from a ONE kibble offering???
No.
Let me take in the aroma before I savor the last bite!
I’m Cute?! Nah, you’re just saying that…
I saved this last piece for you, my love.
Oh please…..
Is that all I’m worth to you?
This girlish figure takes a lot of effort.
UMM! How Sweet It Is…. Doin my best Jackie Gleason Imitation.
Too much facebook last night.
I’m never waxing again…
Sleep On Command is my best trick….
Awww, You shouldn’t have!
If I wish hard enough, that one kibble might turn into many!
Don’t mind me – I is sleepy!
I smell bacon
wheres the beef?
want fries with that?
whaddya think this is, ?
a Lays potato chip commercial?
Betcha Can’t eat just one!
OMD, The temptation is so dawg gone hard.
I say, good day to you sir!
Bitter Apple?!
Ahh my Sherie, for me you shouldn’t have. We share, my little comquat.
I said I wanted skim milk in my coffee. NOT 1% milk! UH!
Talk to the paw, cuz I’m not listening!
If I can’t see it, it isn’t there. This is the hardest diet I’ve ever been on!
“Oh really? And just how big will this prize be and how much will I have to do to get it?”
You expect me to eat ZIS?! What happened to “Let them eat cake”?
I’m counting to three, when I open my eyes that treat better be waaaaay bigger.
Eww what is that smell? Was that you or me? Now I can’t eat.
Oh Please!!!! I thought Jenny Craig had WAY better meals than this!!!
You expect me to what?????!!!!!! For one Kibble????!!!
mmmmmm steaks, bacon, milkbones.
oooo i got a treat for sleeping.
maybe if i close my eyes and think rly rly hard a bone will appear….at least i think thats how they do it in magic shows.
Is Mikie still on a break? It’s his turn again.
What is this i smell ???? ****sigh **** Steak …
You’re leaving me AGAIN? no, I don’t want a kiss-I want a brownie.
Oh, I really shouldn’t…this will put me over my Weight Watchers points for the day!
Aw Shucks!!!
Maybe if I close my eyes it will turn into fillet mignon
“Ah, when will I see my sweet Beauregard in Paris again?”
“I can’t eat. I just dream of my dear sweet Beauregard back in Paris.”
Life is Good, Man. LIfe is Good.
Life is Good, Man. Life is Good.
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*Sorry I didn’t do my name link for the the other one*
Life is Good.
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*Sorry I didn’t do my name link for the the other one*
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
I WISH, I WISH, I wish this kibble was a FISH!
aww, shucks! I know, I won the contest!
nah, no I can’t really, I can’t take that bone, oh okay give me!
there’s a bad smelling thing here, and it’s not me!
Where’s my valentine? I’ve been waiting here forever….
I close my eyes and i see…
no, not you
kibbles, bones, milk, cookies,…
it was as good for her as it was for me!
“Going to make this Kibble disappear. Abra Cadabra, “POOF” after I open my eyes, It will be gone. TADA!!!”
It’s just too much for one dog to bear! Swoon!
Get the sun out of me eyes! I’m taking a beauty rest here!
Leave it,..Leave it,…
This kibble displeases me.
it’s time for my yoga break.
Lets try this one more time… I’ll close my eyes and when I open them a nice yummy steak will be there instead of the kibble.
This is unexeptibible I desrve at least three peices of kibble and this isn`t even fresh!!!<3
What was I doing….. Oh yes, daydreaming…. zzzzzzzzzz
No, I won’t eat your rubbish food…
It’s on the floor..
Just ONE piece….. why even bother
You have GOT to be kidding!
what,what,what do I smell .Do I smell a treat ? gimme gimme gimme it now and I mean it.
Three words: LIFE, IS,GOOD!!!!
Ahh! I can’t possibly even THINK of looking at that kibble!….I am on that Low Carb Diet!
Ha! Ha! Ha! The kibble makes me laugh!
I can’t believe I gave up my filet mignon for this..
It’s so hard to watch my girlish figure when they keep putting food in front of me!
There’s no place like home….there’s no place like home!
UGH! How much garlic is in that thing?!
If I had 3 wishes I’d wish that this piece of kibble was a porterhouse steak the size of New York, and I had a handsome Frenchie to share it with and a really good belly rub after we ate. Where’s a genie when you need one.
Zat eez not bull meat! Hah!
oooo muh-SYUH, b4 zou gives it a taste, zou moost smells zit first.
OOOoooOO moniseur, before you gives it a taste, you must first take in the aroma of this Kibble
You expect me to eat THAT????
“Hey…would someone get my sunglasses?”
Do zoo have hany idea what i hafe been through today?
And I only ghet one peice of Khibble!!
Leave It. Why does Mom THINK this is a good trick? I won’t even look at her any more!
One kibble? Who’s sick joke is this?
And this is what my face looked like when I slammed into the glass door….
Hey, leave me alone. I’m trying to sleep here. Uhh!
Okay STOP!! I ask for a nice wet food and all you CAN SCROUNGE UP is KIBBLE and it’s not a lot of kibble it’s ONE PIECE that is right man give me MORE!
I knew I should’ve listened when they said don’t eat the lemon!
Oooh La La zat Poodle she was fine.
have u ever ate so much you couldnt move…i cant eat another bite!!!
Ummmm I hate to be the one to tell you but that is NOT a kibble on the floor Pheeewwww!!!!!!
OK I am gonna count to ten and hopefully when I open my eyes the mouse that left that “kibble” on the floor will be gone !!!!
Please!!!! Not that stupid, “Look, look, it’s a Mexican jumping bean trick again!”
What? One piece? Are you trying to call me fat?
Shhh! I am concentrating on moving this kibble with my amazing mind powers.
Ok, I’m gonna count to 10 and you better stop with the jokes!
Kibble? I’ll let mom thinks she can fool me
Is that all I am gonna get, bol!
Perhaps if I close my eyes this kibble will convert in a juicy hamburger
Closing my eyes waiting for “French Kisses”.
Too tired to pay attention in just one kibble , bol!
I would rather have a French kiss than this kibble
Kibble , who cares?, mommy leave me alone!!! I need some rest
Oh lal la, Pepe Le Pew is nothing compared to me
Mama’s a little outta shape!
“Did that come from a can…you can’t be serious??? I don’t think so…………..”
*Thinking to herself and humming the John Denver song…*
“Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy.”
Where’s it at …… I cant see it…
This is all I get after being such a good dog!! ugh!!
you go get the stick i’m tired!…LOL
Oh please…! Dad, Mom gives me more than that, it’s hardly worth the effort. Sheesh…!
You’ve got to be kidding! You want me to do something for that tiny tidbit?! I don’t think so, sheesh…!
This tiny offering is obviously not French cuisine, who are you kidding? Sheesh…!
Is she there? Crazy teacher.
Come if I close my eyes will she see me?
If I can’t see you….you can’t see me!!!
“It’s good to be the Queen.”
%^*#%@%&!!! Didn’t my agent inform you of my speical diet which CLEARLY does not include KIBBLE! I DO NOT WORK FOR KIBBLE!
Properly trained, a man can be dog’s best friend.
I can’t watch this…
Oh! The horror!
Um…e? No no, it’s a…it’s a…C!!!
I can’t believe I forgot my contacts!
NO NO MONSIEUR! thee french ladies do not eat thee kibble.
i’m a bulldog but awwwww don’t give me no bull….
Pleeze…… get away from me with that leash, I am a French Bulldog and would rather not go out in the rain, thank you.