Photo Contest: Merry Bizzmas
Many of you longtime caption contest participants will recognize this week’s subject and setting — I used them both before back in August. However, this time there’s a decidedly more seasonal approach to the costumes and participants. So go to it, Dogsters. Let loose with your holiday best captions and put some words in the Biz’s mouth.
The winner will receive a Christmas bonus of 50 Zealies to be announced next Monday, December 29th. Until then, everyone have a happy holiday.







Santa got bigger and his ELF shrunk.
I am bizz-y this time of year.
What happened to my ears?????
What happened to my hydrant, I can’t use this, it would be sacreligious.
That don’t look like Santa Paws..
“Ah Santa Sensasi, we have been waiting.”
Dang. Next to this guy I am sure to be on the naughty list!!
What a guy will do for a cookie. Can I get an Amen?
Dear Santa,
Did your mom make you wear this stoopid hat, too?
Luv, Biz
OMD! I can’t believe I almost peed on Santa!
If I smile nicely, then folks won’t notice that Santa’s sneaked off for a quick whiskey!
How did this guy get the really cool hat and I ended up with this riduculous green and red one?
Me & Stone Santa are both praying that somebody come and remove these stupid hats!
Let’s pray the camera breaks…
You are now at the top of my “Naughty” list!
I’m going to leave Such a “present” in your slipper!
Stoney Claus and his #1 Elf stopping by to wish you a simple prayer for good health and happiness this Holiday Season and throughout the New Year!
oooooooo, Zen Santa! Do you have some Zen Puppy cookies under that hat of yours? Perhaps calming?
I thought Santa wasn’t freaky…
Him Santa Hydrant, Me’s Naughty Elf.
Does this hat make my ears look big????
Santa please believe me it really is coal in the stocking!
I’ve told you before, no more photo shoots with this guy. He’s got as much personality as a rock.
I don’t really look like that… do I?
*Gasp* I just pooped behind Santa!
I’m not really shy; just embarrassed!!
I always thought Christmas was for Christians, but now Santa’s a Buddah.
Oh no not this guy again.
Now I have to get dressed up!
Happy holidays.
You mean he is Santa Paws ?!?!
PRAY ALL YOU WANT….. I AM GOING TO PEE THERE.
SURE SMILE , U AINT GOTTA WERE THIS HAT!
you’d better pray me us something good after making me wear this stupid hat.
“AWWW Come on! A little privacy!!!”
Geeeze, Thanks Dad — Most Homes get a SNOWMAN … and yet all we get is a STONEMAN with a Santa Hat? Yellow Christmas to you too Jizo!
I will attain inner peace through the order of the happy elf.
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If i gotsa stand by this dude again, me is definetly gonna do some dooody on him
Hey Dad, you should have done a drug test on this Santa.
Hey its the grinch disguised as Santa.
I am going to tell u right now, kids are going to have a hard time sitting on your lap & telling you what they want for christmas.
Did someone spike the eggnog, or did Santa get a face lift?
Its bad enough that I am wearing this stupid hat, but do I have to take a picture with this guy again?
This IS my happy Christmas face.
You are lucky I am not sticking my tongue out.
Feliz navidon’t!
Who sent imposter Santa Paws?
So what if I took A Christmas whiz on The Stonehenge….
Let’s pray this BM is a good one….
Don’t care we’re under mistletoe. Monk From Onk and I are not kissing…..
So..I’ve heard you’ talk to the guy in the red suit, now…lets get down to business.
I KNEW the guy in the red had wasn’t real!!!
Dude! That’s my hat!
I better starting praying like this guy if I want to be on the nice list this year.
hey Dum Dum, I need Gum Gum!!
Perhaps you misunderstood….
I said CAT!
I smile to seem innocent. . . it works!
We had to make some budget cuts this year
Young Grasshopper has lost his dignity
that thing will never make me belive that he’s Santa Paws!
Ok, “Santa”…I’ll never be your elf! No matter how much you’ll ask me!
he’s praying to get a new garden. What a fool!
You said Grain free will firm me Up???? Think I’ll Pass!;)
You told me that sleigh was serviced!!
Oh! Santa! Now i can ask you for that b- Oh, wait. Your not santa! Now were am i going to get that bone?!?: )
At least I have paws and can get this funky hat off! BOL!
Wow! Dude… they’ll just dress up anything, won’t they?
I am to good to have a hat on get it OFF!