Photo Contest: Three Dog Plight
I just love the photo for this week’s contest. To me it just says “dog” and doesn’t really require any more explanation. So, in this week before Christmas dig deep, Dogsters, and come back at me with some winning captions. As always, make your suggestions by commenting below and I’ll announce the winner next Monday, December 22nd. The lucky champ scores 25 Zealies and a shot at 15-minutes of fame.
three dogs digging
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Lets get this bone before someone else gets it..
Alright, Rags, you run a post pattern and I’ll fake pump to you; Snowball, you come end-around for the reverse…
What in the world did this dog have for breakfast?! It smells like I want some!
I think its a ant, no its not a ant, ya I think shes right its an ant.
What do you mean we can see China from here?
where did that ground squirrel do?!
Alright who forgot to dig the hole to China?
*where did that ground squirrel go?
Let’s play duck duck goose!
“I’m thinkin’ this is reindeer poo!”
Alright here’s the plan, fluffy, snowball you guys distract the owners while I sneak in the cupboards and grab the treats.
Is this our present from Santa? Or maybe it’s something a reindeer left behind. Who cares let’s eat it!
are you frenchies sure ‘escargot’ tastes good?
Has Santa really left us coal?!
Look, ants celebrating Christmas!
life is in the details!
I could have sworn this was where we left that bone
Bummer Snowball… How you gonna hide THOSE paws?
boil that dust speck! boil that dust speck!
1st pup: Dude, it looks like dog poo. Smell it.
2nd pup: Dude, it smells like dog poo. Taste it.
3rd pup: DUDE! Yup, it’s dog poo!
Dibs!
Bow our heads in paryer fur all fur to be safe. AMEN
That should be all FURS in small letters
Is this what our owners got us for xmas?
This smells funny, lets eat to see what it is.
HIKE!
Lets put this poop in the in the cat’s stocking.
Tastes like chicken.
Okay, so you said you buried the bone here how long ago?
8, 9, 10. Ready or not, here we come!
WOW! real raindeer poop!
What santa paws wants us to dig for our presents!?
Did you ever wonder why daddy picks this stuff up??
The remote control, mouse and cell phone, Yea Team!
whoops, The remote control, mouse and cell phone, Yeah Team!
You think if we dig deep enough we’ll make it to the North Pole before Christmas?
I think it’s called mud… I’ve heard about this stuff.
Wasn’t me!
“gosh, this spot of grass smells phenomenal” “agreed, just a hint of poo” “delightful”
Yep! He’s been here, now the question is do we follow his trail or go inside to see if he’s left us anything?
I say we follow the trail.
I say we go in and see if there’s anything for us.
Ugh!! Leave it to the twins to be of two minds on everything. Lokks like we’ll be here all day.
If we combine our mental powers we can make the humans give us cookies.
I think I can I think I can-dog 1
I know I can I know I can-dog 2
I will lay here and look like I can and let you two mutts do all the work-dog3
I don’t think this is how you play “Monkey In The Middle” !
Guess it really is SUPER glue!!!
OK gang. I’ve seen my dad look under the hood of his truck like this. Now what do we do?
Who picked a dandylion to be base?!
Okay – here’s the plan…You 2 distract the humans while I run into the house with these muddy paws. They’ll NEVER know it was me!
Are you SURE you dropped it here? I don’t see anything.
Mine….Mine….Mine
I love me some hot dog on white bread……
i’m squeezed in the middle….
Wait a minute. We’re out of rhythm. When I say three, we’ll dig together. One…what comes after one?
Get it!
No YOU Get it!
Make white dog get it – he’ll get anything….
This Cyber Grass is some good stuff…..
Four-Leaf Clover My Grass…..
Hey Muck Paws, your owners will never notice…..
“I’ll go left.”
“I’ll go right.”
“And I’ll go up the middle.”
All three dogs in unison
rock, rock, scissors
Oh Oh new dog in the neighborhood.
Did this come from the litter box? You try it…no! you….no!….you!! uck!!!
Did you ever try to figure out what daddy does with all this stuff he collects??
Middle dog: “Its THERE! RIGHT THERE! I can’t believe you guys can’t see it!”
I Don’t See em’, I Don’t See Them Who’s..
But I Think I Hear Horton!
1: My paws! My paws!
2: *sniff* Smells like trouble.
3: Yup, smells like Bathtime. You better hide.
Stop reading over my shoulder, I got the newspaper first.
Veeerrrrrrrry Interesting!
#1-This isn’t the bone I buried, must be the new dog’s up the street.
#2-Are you sure it’s a bone?
#3-Whow, it just moved, I’m gettin the heck outa here!
Give it to Mikey. He’ll eat anything
Let me see! No let me see!, Yep, its just like he said, “ITS NOT BACON”
“NO! DON’T look at her! She can’t see you if you don’t LOOK at her!!”
“My best guesstimate would be Santa was through here not more than 27 minutes ago. Wudda ya think Curly?”
We hear a Who!
They say 3 heads are better than one…..Really?? Are they kidding with that one??
Look!! A Santa Paw Print!!
The smells got us into this position, but the static electricity keeps us together.
glad we didn’t step in it.
It’s Alvin…
Are you smelling what I’m smelling…….
smells like chicken!
The power of 3
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz………
“why are we here again baily.” “because you and your sister fluffy got in trouble again.”
I think we found Jimmy Hoffa!
“Ummmm”, you should’ve wore your boots, like Mom said…!!!
OK – let’s go over the plan one last time:
Chet distracts the humans;
Frailey nabs their wallet;
and I’ll get our order ready on the computer
eeww that doesnt smell like ours. It must be from the reindeer.
#1 WHITE DOG— oh this smells good.
#2 WHITE DOG—- mmmm i think you should try it.
MIDDLE DOG—- I dont know guys last time you said that it was poop.
Okay. On the count of 3, we walk away like nothing happened….
Whadda ya mean, “Last Respects”? I hated that dumb bird.
Whoever left THAT present WASN’T SANTA!!
Dog # 2:
Okay, Missy, you go right, Ralph you go left, I’ll go down the middle, the cat is straight ahead….ready….BREAK……………
Middle Dog: If you look close, you can see China.
Left Dog: Oh Yeah, I see a Chow Chow.
Right Dog: He’s on the Great Wall!
How come I have to be the Butterscotch filling between 2 Cream Puffs?
Ok Boys! All we need now is a sample of the evidence!