Photo Contest: Basset Case
With some dog breeds it’s almost impossible to take a shot that’s not funny — Basset Hounds being a distinctive case in point. I look forward to a multitude of humorous suggestions this week.
Give me your input for what that pup’s thinking by commenting below and I’ll announce the winning quote next Monday, October 27th. Winner gets 25 Zealies
Have at it, Dogsters!
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Where’s my tongue? has anyone seen my tongue?
Doe a deer, a female deer,
Ray a drop of golden sun…….
I feel pretty,
Oh so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty you see…..
“Oh sole low me oh” (singing in a tenor voice)
I tink me sees a lizzard?
SEE ??? NO tennis ball … so THERE !!!
Be honest…Does my breath smell?
Please insert ball here.
Do I have something stuck in my teeth?
(musical notes…)
Nobody nose….de trouble I seen…..
Nobody nose……the trouble….
(more musical notes…..)
I NEED MORE TEETH!!!
I’m feeling SLEEPY….ZzZzZzZz
“Arrrrooooo! I saw a RABBIT!
PLEASE drop the steak! I can catch it!
Insert treat here!
I say, I say..talk to the paw!!!!
ALL MY MILKSHAKE’S BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD.
Uh, no momma, I didn’t do it…I fink it was da cat!
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
WOOF WOOF
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
WOOF WOOF
Look waayyyyy up there, I still feel him buzzing!
“Oh say can you see by the dawns early light”
Is this big enough for ya?
Elvis was thinking of me when he wrote the song “Hound Dog,” I mean, look how vocal I am!
Camera Man, your snapping pictures off my wrong side!
She said WHAT?!?!
Did I Do That ???
Row, Row, Row Your Boat ………………
Doc, Do you see any cavities?
Step away from the food. I repeat- step away from the food!
So….. How many wiskers did you count?
Oh No! Not another bath!
to laugh or not to laugh, that is a question!
I’m ready for my close-up!
Has anybody seen my dentures?
Hurry! look, did I swallow my teeth?
Haaahhhhh……. so, do I smell Milkbone fresh or what?
I said aahhhhh… can I have my cookie now?
Can anyfur recommend a good ear, nose and throat dogtor?
i wanna go bye-bye
look ma, no cavities.
i small beggin’ strips
don’t you dare come near my food
I’m not as innocent as I look!
Watchu talkin bout, Willis?
I like big mutts and I cannot lie…
c’mon just take a look. see? my tummy needs treats!
I’m hungry!
Maybe I’ll just eat this camera!
Haaaaaaaa…
smell my breath!
Yodell yodell yoooo hoooo
the main reason the basset barks at me is cuz he’s tellin me he’s ready 4 breakfast or supper. lol
Do I have a booger?
My black hole to the heart . FEED ME!
AHHHH FEED ME?
SMILE you’re on candid camera!
Bassetts in the news read all about it! Got your paper here!
Da nose knows!
Try this note …howwwwwwwllll !!!
Gotta go out NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
This IS my Halloween costume!
Do my tonsils look swollen?
look, I’ve got a big tooth, can you see it?, can ya?, can ya?
Ahhh…just another day in paradise.
if I open wide enough will you floss my teeth!
Ohhh! so that’s what the poop scoop is for
4 outta 5 dentists beef flavored Crest, see!
4 outta 5 dentists reccomend beef flavored crest , see!
Owwww…don’t stick the thermometer there!
what’s the next line? I’ve forgotten the words to my favorite song. How could this be?
B-I-N-G-O and Bingo was his name-o!
“Ohhhh!, I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner, that is what I’d truly like to be!”
…and the hooome of the braaave!
Happy Hooooowwwwwwwwlllllooooowwweeeeeeeennnnnnn!
It’s true, the cat got my tongue
See mommy, no tongue!!!
This why I need braces mom….
I’m ready for my closeup, Mr DeMill!
Iiittt’ssss BAACCCOONNN!!!
Wow!! You woke me up for this!!!! Jeez!!!
DOE! RAY! ME! FAR!! SEW!!! LA!!!! TEA!!!!!!
GOOOOAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!!
You can keep the ball – Gimme back my dentures!!
i bet u can’t do this trick? hide yr tongue..can ya?
Honest doc, this is as wide as I can go to say aaahh.
I can haz pizza????
“Does this nose make my head look fat?”
I swear that it was this big! I’m telling the truth!
and i promese “a vote for me ” and meaty bones for all
A-yup! I onlys gots 2 teeth!
Is that a plane or a bird?
A wooo Werewolves in London.