Photo Contest: Dogs Talking
I love it when catch dogs doing something eerily human. This was the case last week on a photo shoot I did for two pups who’ve been together for years and literally act like a couple. When I got back to edit the shots I kept coming back again and again to this one (for obvious reasons)
Let me know what you think they’re whispering to each other and the best suggestion will win 25 Zealies. Just make a comment on this post and replace “What was I thinking?” with your own words. The winner will be announced next Monday, October 6th. Also, be on the lookout for a best-of “What Was I Thinking” edition of the contest coming your way in the next few weeks.
OH NO…not again we act as if we don’t know the diffurence . Ignorance is BLISS?
Look at that young whippersnapper, Martha! How do kids do it these days?!
Oh no he DIDN’T!!!!
“I can’t tell WHAT it is, can you?
Alice: Ralph, I don’t want a million. There’s just one guy I want: you.
Ralph: Baby, you’re the greatest.
I will never understand humans!
Urrr?
Pssst… Check out the cute Poodle gal over there…
Psst when do we tell her she dug up her garden in the back yard?
What do you think those humans are up to now???
What do ya think? Boxers or Briefs?
Hmm…wonder if they are real?
1st dog- I’m going for the Britney Spears look. Who are you trying to be?
2nd- Umm, duh can’t you tell? ELVIS! The lip???
don’t….move….
ssshhh. Just stay still over here… as soon as they leave I’ll go look for the treat bag.
Look Is that the frosty paws man?
You talking to me?
“Psst do you think she knows she steped in my poop?” “Nope just act natural and she will never know!”
Do you think she is in heat?
Do you want to go after it or do you want me to..
“You get the right ankle, I’ll grab the left, let’s take this mailman down.”
“……….holding paws & reminiscing ………”
That’s gotta hurt!
Do you think those are natural?
Is
Umm… who’s the new girl?
alright….. you go for the ankles…. I grab the treat!
no…. dude…. she is so lookin at me….
Humans have electronic leashes!?
Don’t look now, but dad just pet another dog
Psst… the photographer is standing in poo. Should we tell him?
Nope.
Do ya think he knows he’s kneeling on the poop bag?
You’re right, that leash does make her look fat!
Do you think they will remember where they left us?
lordie, that dachsie is so fat, lets take two laps around her for our 5 mile run!
Well my broker is E.F. Woofin, and when E.F. Woofin barks, people listen.
Did you see the size of the collar on that poodle????? Could she be any tackier?
not again! why does the dog catcher always arrive when we’ve forgotten to wear our collars?
there’s that papparazzi with the crummy treats again.
Dude !
where’s my car?
if you give me your dinner, i’ll tell you where i buried your chew toy.
quick, tell me, does my breath stink?
Did you just fart?
dog1: hes coming this way and he looks angry!
dog2: do you think we should run away?
dog1: ya think?!
dog1: do you think we should pee?
dog2: no,there is a human earthling there!
Will ya look at the tail on her!
dog1: you know theres a hotdog over there, and it looks pretty yummy!
dog2: you eat our own kind!!
i can’t stand it anymore! Im making a move.
Whoa! He is Hot!
Oh No! They take after their dad!
Hey Lefty…me and you’s bustin out tonight….
Don’t worry baby, I’ve got enough bones burried to take care of us until Obama wins!
WHAAH, Cesar’s one of us!?!
Yeah, reindognation is real, like I told ya dawg.
You think we all come back as humans?
it is a cat…
It’s that squirrel…
Don’t worry, if we stare at her long enough she will go away.
Oh my, is that a Poodle I see?
Oh please, this is a complete waste of time! Just give up now, you know we are going to win this starting contest.
That is one BIG cat!!!!!!!
honestly fred, i think lucy and ricki are having trouble again!!!
Why in the world is that human standing there talking baby talk??????
“Welllll.. would you look at that!”
“No. I think this is close enough…”
“Will someone get this pup a breath mint?!”
“WHAT we’ve been together how long? 10 years!”
700 BILLION?????, Could you translate that into dog biscuits so we can put it into perspective?
You go left. I’ll go right and cause a distraction, then you grab the camera when he’s not paying attention.
ok after this shot, you see that treat on the table….
“Hey, is that, that Dog Whisperer? Lets slooowwly back away.”
“hey you dude, you got any bacon?”
Well, there’s somethin’ ya don’t see every day!
As soon as she takes the picture, let’s high tail it out of here and go snuggle!
No,No,No. Let me give it to you one more time! The Standard Poodle is Fifi.. The Chocolate Lab is Ginger.. The Retriever is Sarah.. and the Afkan is Rose Maria !!!
Just when you think you’ve seen everything at the dog park.
Psst. You distract him on the left and I’ll steal the lunch box on the right. Break on 3….1…2…GO!
I would like to look past the extra weight and the way he jiggles when he walks. That mustache, I would like to say I tickles me when he bites my ear…. but really now? ew.
pst…….I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance!
Where did it go?
Is that guy for real or what?
How do you like my Elvis lip curl?
Maybe if we stand still, they won’t see us.
I can’t believe you let me eat that forth yum yum!
Why are you smiling? You are supposed to look serious.
Could you stop showing off. “Ooooooh…look at me…I can’t raise one ear…ooooohhhhhh!!!”
Could you stop showing off. “Ooooooh…look at me…I can raise one ear…ooooohhhhhh!!!”
You don’t think they heard us, do you?
“You go for the ankles and I will grab her camera”
” You know, she DOES look fat!”
Just smile and nod.
I shouldn’t have eaten those beans!
Oh no! Here comes that human with the camera again!
“If i were younger, I’d go for it!”
“Oh no, Prissy the poodle dyed her fur again!”
“You distract him, and I’ll grab the bone and run.”
BY THE WAY , YOU DID PUT THE CAT OUT BEFORE WE LEFT THE HOUSE , RIGHT ?
THIS REMINDS ME, YOU KNOW THAT DENT IN YOUR FOOD BOWL, WELL , I DID THAT !
I shouldn’t have ate that last jerky treat
Does he think we are going to get that toy?
“Whatever you do buddy, don’t go into the light.”
“Just act normal, and they won’t expect anything.”
“Did ya get the bunny?”
Oh My Gawd, do you see the outfit on that , that, poodle??
I’m so embarresed for dogkind. . . .
“Dude, how many bean burritos did you eat exactly?”
“I’ll get ‘em high, you get ‘em low.”
“What was she thinking when she put THAT on?”
“Do I really have spinach stuck in my teeth?”
“Hey, what ‘cha doin’ Friday night?”
“Seriously, you look absolutley fine!”
You can’t be serious? He’s not serious, is he?
You think she’s fixed?
Why you think that dog’s lookin’ at us with such a weird expression?
Oh My GOD, Did you see the size of her butt?
Boxers… or Briefs?
I HOPE HE GIVE ME SOME.
Hey, Patch…Are they looking at us?
Psst…You got the money?
OOOO Look! The new neighbors have a plasma.
Grow old along with me
Two branches of one tree
Face the setting sun
When the day is done…..
(J. Lennon)
Whatever they say, don’t confess!!!!!!
OK, do they NOT own a mirror????
I don’t care if it IS the Gecko lizard on TV. Let’s eat him!
You think I’d make a good ventriliquist?
Ozzy recently had a store bought hambone,after a couple wks he broke it open and died.I noticed his bone smelled like his death vomit,..draw ur own conclusion my dogs will never get another hambone.
She needs some fries to go with that shake………..
They want us to do what??!
Almost….almost…..YES! The humans have left!! To the cookie jar!!!!
I think that’s my baby. No, I think it’s mine!
Pssst Marge, I think the cat is mooning us again.
Psst… he’s about to step in it.
“On this week’s episode of Desperate Housepets: The girls can’t believe who Lady was seen with at the doggy bakery!”
when’s the contest winner announced? i want to send that gorgeous afgan some love zealies!