Photo Contest: 50-Zealie Prize to the Winner
This is one of my favorite pictures from 2008 so far. The Pomeranian and Chihuahua came into a local store in San Francisco where I hold monthly pet photography sessions and actually posed like this for over a minute. The tongue out is no fluke – I couldn’t believe it. This week we’re going for another twofer quote - one for each dog. Just make a comment on this post and replace each “What was I thinking?” with your own suggestions to score 50 Zealies that you can spend in the Gift Shop!
” We represent the Lollipop guild , The Lollipop guild…..”
Pom: The worst time for the wind to change
Chi: When you are posing for pictures
Pom: United For Change!
Chi: Yo quiero Taco Bell….
Pom: Are you talking to me?!
Chi: ppppppppfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff?! Who does he think he is Robert De Niro?
Pom: if I hold real still maybe no one will see me!
chi: dang, you caught me!
pom: ok, how does this pose look for the picture? do i look tough?
chi: pssshtt. no good.
Pom: “I DO NOT have bow legs!
Chi: “Oh yes YOU DO!!!!
Pom: This November, it is your patriotic duty to vote against the evil of Cats. I am Dog, and I approved this message.
Chi: We don’t need no stinkin Cats! Vote Dog!
Pom: See, two legs are better than four!
Chi: Show off!
Pom: Remember…Broad shoulders, head out!
Chi: Phhbbttt that’s so cat-like
Pom: Smile, and look pretty, smile, and look pretty, smile…
Chi: Funny face time!!!
POM: You talkin’ to me, I think you are Cat
Chi: Nyah Nyah
Pom: Tyson Beckfor eat your heart out!
Chi: You may be Tyson but I is Heidi Klum!
Pom: I was just sniffing the blow dryer….
Chi: …and then I licked the button
Pom: You gotta strut like you mean it
Chi: Free You rmind!
Pom: PIctures!
Chi: Say “Tongue!”
Pom: Get OFFFFFF Me
Chi: Move over, it’s me, me, me
Pom: Now look at my sexy legs!
Chi: Pufffffff. You wish you was as sexy as me!
Pom: Dont hate me because Im Beautiful!
Chi: Pppppthththt Humph Yeah right…..
Pom: The static electricity in the air is REALLY giving me a bad hair day!
Chi: Na-na-nana-na-na! I always have a Great hair day!
1st dog: Pose nice for the picture, Andrew.
2nd dog: I don’t need no stinkin’ picture. Pfffft.
Pom: “Move over, rat dog!”
Chi: “Pfffffffftttttt!”
Pom: “Poms rule the world!”
Chi: “Viva Chihuahuas!”
smile pretty
yo quero pom you smell
Pom: “Well Stan, heres another fine mess you’ve gotten me into”
Chi: “Ollie Im sorry….I didn’t mean it…awww pfffft, raspberries to you”
Pom: How was that box of popsicles?
Chi: tho thweet!
Pom: Look at me …. I’m bringin’ back sexy
Chi: Dawg ….. PLEASE!
POM- Juicy hamburger, Filet Mignon, Juicy hamburger…..
CHI-Pretty Shih Tzu, HOT Sharpai…..Wait come back!
Pom: THAT COFFEE WAS GREAT!!!
Chi: I think I burned my tongue….
Pom: So… why do they call you Gene-Simmons?
Chi: I have no idea.
Pom: You wanna piece of me.
Chi: Yeah, you wanna piece of him?
Pom: Does this coat make my head look small???
Chi: Pfffft…(saying) You’re beautiful no matter what you put on…(thinking) I didn’t even notice that you had a head…
POM - Yes, I work out, I take my health very seriously —
Chi - I work out too… NOT… hi mom !!!
Pom: ” Does this fur add 10 lbs?”
Chi: “Taco Bell auditions come next!-I can taste them now!”
Pom: OK Picasso I’m Ready!
Chi: Hey I’m gonna be a star!
This looks like a happy American dog couple who like the rest of us lives in purrfect harmony! Until some things enter in like maybe………….
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Pomeranian: “In our house it’s McCain, thats who has our vote!”
Chihuahua: Plplpl….No way, OBAMA he’s the one, daddy-o!!!”
Pomeranian: “WHAT!?! Have you lost your canine brain???”
Pomeranian: WOW, would ya look at her!!!
Chihuahua: pfffft, she’s not so hot!
Pom-Does my hair look frizzy?
Chihuahua-Actually I was wondering if you stuck your paw in a light socket?
POM: Heehee - the cat’s finally getting blamed for something WE actually did!
CHI: Payback! SWEET!
Pom: back away slowly and no one gets hurt.
Chi: Yeah, Phhhhhgh.
POM: So what if my legs look funny
CHI: Me loves him just da way he is so there. how ya like dem apples? Huh? Huh?
POM: momma told us if we didn’t stop making these funny faces
CHI: hat they would get stuck like this
POM: we should have listened to momma
CHI: yep
POM: “It is extremely hard to hold this pose although I work out daily; I can barely breathe, show my bulked up muscles and tuck up my gut all at the same time.”
Chi; I am a just a spoiled rotten Chihuahua so get over it….. na na na naa naa”
Pom: “So…. if I stand this way, do I look like Daddy?”
Chi: “Not any more than I look like a zipper if I stick my tongue out… see?”
Pom:”I’m not that kind of girl!”
Chi: “She bit my tongue! See the teeth marks??”
Pom: Why is that dog is giving us a dirty look?
Chi: I have no idea (hee hee)
Pom: I’m going for the Arnold Schwarzenegger look.
Chi: Me?, Paris Hilton
Pom: Did Johny just say he was breaking up with me sis?
Chi: Dont worry, I am already taking care of him.
Pom: By how? Sticking out your tounge!?
Chi: Yea, glad you think it’s quite a burn too!
Pom: “Hey, look what I can do!”
Chi: “Oh!, Stewart!!!!!!”
Pom: i am to better looking..bite your tounge
Chi: ouch!
Pom:I didnt mean for real
POM- You know this is my chance to be a famous dog.
CHI- Yeah, well this is what I think of that!
Pom: Phew, is that you?
Chi: Si, and I gladly add sound effects.
You sure you want to go thru with this?
Don’t worry, I hear the piercing won’t hurt a bit!
Pom: mmm! I was great!!!!!
Chi: I’ve had better!
Pom: Would you put your tongue away!? They need to hurry and take the picture because I gotta pee!
Chi: I can’t! It’s been out so long that it’s dried out and stuck to the roof of my mouth!
POM- Does my hair make my butt look fat?
Chi- YES!!!
Brown Pomeranian:Na na na na na na bat dog…
Tan Chihuahua:You taste good? I licketh you!
Pom:Ohh, I give up. I don’t know the answer.
Chi: Oh wait! I know! I know! It’s on the tip on my tounge! I can almost see it now!
Pom: Man, I told you that trash wasn’t fresh!
Chi: I stbill canbt feelbb myb toungbbee
pom; Did you like my sour candy surprise?
Chi; Si, and I thought hot sauce made your tongue stickout!
Pose nice for the picture, Andrew.
2nd dog: I don’t need no stinkin’ picture. Pfffft.