Photo Contest: Score Zealies!
Today’s guest blogger is Mark Rogers, professional pet photographer, Dogster member and shelter volunteer. Mark helped out as a judge in our most recent World’s Coolest Photo Contest.
All dressed up and nowhere to go…
We’ve all done it. You see a photograph, subconsciously plant a thought bubble over one of the subjects and imagine what on earth they were saying or thinking at the moment. I do it all the time as I’m going through a day’s work and thought that for my guest posts I’d make it a group effort. I’ll post an image, and you fill in the blanks.
For today’s photo I’m going with a recent favorite I took at the monthly Chihuahua meet-up I attend at one of San Francisco’s many dog parks, Stern Grove/Pine Lake. The dogs are often in costume—some of them fairly elaborate—and the last time I went there were at least 50 Chi’s and other small dogs in attendance. It’s quite a scene.
Just make a comment on this post and replace “What was I thinking?” with your own suggestion. The winner gets 25 Zealies.
Awww mom! Not the sniff test again….I just asked if these jeans made my butt look big. My friends might see!!
Gee!! I smell something!!
What is that that I smell?
I’m gonna regret this tomorrow…
Oops! I must not have wiped good enough!
Pull harder.. quick while she’s not looking! This outfit is humiliating!
You got the Harness! Why do I always get stuck wearing the embarassing outfits?
I just have to get that tail straightening operation. I’ve always wanted one that covers that darn hole.
do these pants make me look fat?
Do these jeans make me look fat? I hope not cause he is pretty cute…
Hey !!! I thought i put the perfume on the other end !!
Oh Please do you mind!! I’m not that kind of pup!
Do you mind? I’m not that kind of pup!!
Good disguise, but nothing gets by the sniff test!
Proof pawsitive…always cover your crack!
sniff, sniff…and for lunch, u had the lamb with a hint of rosemary & green beans, and… sniff, sniff, sniff…… the sweet potato and apple chips for dessert!
You mess withe the Bull…….. you’re gonna get the horns!
You crack me up SNIFF SNIFF
No butts about it!
BUTT -ercup AROOOOO
I just KNEW I would be the butt of the joke if I wore this…
MWAHAHA I gotcha!! SILENT BUT DEADLY!!!
Just a LITTLE closer……….thats it….TAKE THAT!!!!!
I have to kiss your what, to get into your club
I think I have a hole in my pants??….yep you do!!
First I have to wear this embarrassing outfit and now I have a nose up my bum. What could possibly happen next?
This thing SMELLS like a dog…
“What a butt-kisser!”
Hey you have to buy me dinner first, sailor!
mom, this outfit is unnessasary, im cute enough anything else is just unfair to the other dogs, i mean look at what it does to the boys!
Just checkin the size…
Hey… If your Not a Hemroid get off my Behind!
Are you high yet? Good, I’ll let you have another sniff for 400 more milkbones.
They told me I couldn’t go wrong with denim;)
Yes, the sign does say “If you can read this you’re too close”
Yes, the sign does say “If you can read this you’re too close”
(sorry, link isn’t right in above entry!)
Are you sure this is how America’s Top Model got started??? Can someone please call Heidi Klum!!??
” So explain to me again what a Proctologist does?…”
Hello ‘dere— Pleased ta meecha!!!!
Yea, I know I look good!
I knew I should have never taken this job as a dry cleaner.
There must be something in there… lol… nice pic
Careful…I had anchovies for lunch.
Ummm Dude? No snot on the denim, pawlease!
Mama TOLD me to watch out at this “meet-up” !!! She told
me they were a NOSEY bunch !!!….uh…uh…wait…..maybe
that was “watch out for a ‘NOSE up your butt’…….Hey Mama,
wait….”was it…..nosey OR nose up…..”
Breathe In ….. Let Out!
uhhhhhh Whats this? Smells like a stranger in town……
Oh, come on buddy! These are Ed Hardy jeans, don’t mess with the threads!
Mmm, Bacon.
Split my pants again ! Damm that diet isn’t working , here you dig for the bone !
Hey buddy, this isn’t an invitation. I’m doing an investigation on a patch of grass. Can’t you see the…er…uniform I’m wearing is official? Yeah, that’s it.
Are we gonna line dance?
There is a rip in the back of y our clothing, let me get a closer view!
Oh you peeping tom dog!
ahhh suzie, new outfit?
Yeah! Just checking to see if you have the same ole smell. Yeah i know you!
“Apparently he didn’t read the office’s sexual harrasment policy!”
Learn more at http://www.takeyourdog.com!
Stop messin’ with my ba-donk-a-donk!
One Way! Do Not Enter! Stop!
[...] first post was yesterday. I went with a you-provide-the-caption approach for a funny shot I took a few weeks [...]
Geez! Did you just fart.. Oh i guess that was me
Hey! this is a smell-free zone!!!
Why is there a breeze back there?
Mom did you forget to sew my pants?
I’m terribly sorry. This is one-way!
Hmmmmm. Smells like chicken!
“LOVE YOUR THREADS”
O ! SO YOU LOVE MY THREADS ?
I’m ignoring you, get the drift?
Yeah, right, trying to see the desinger label!!
Yeah, right, trying to read the designer label!!
Not now dear… I have a splitting headache
U can’t touch that, homie.
I thought I ziped them up all the way.
I’m straight dude.
I’m straight, dude.
Take time to smell the biscuits.
Do I know you?
I smell more Eau de Cowboy, this is the place I was looking for!
Hi Bob!
Smells like roses doesn’t it?
Little does he know, he is about to get a big surprise!!!!!
Sniff something you like?
I knew my butt looked smelled good in these jeans!
Correction!! (typo of above entry–correct entry below)
I knew my butt smelled good in these jeans!
“Hmm, I feel a draft”
MMM….smells like nachos!!
Well, hello to you too!
DUDE!!!!!!
Go ahead! smell! MY mom uses Downy.
I knew mom was sneaking him food she wasnt giving me!!
When they said you were “nosey” I didn’t realize this is what they meant… sheesh!!
Yes, they are genuine Levi’s
Ok, now it’s my turn.
You’re right…there isnt anything between her and her Calvin Kleins!!!!!!
Maybe if I ignore him he’ll go away!
That’s not Ted smelling my (*) is it?
Oh sorry! I thought you were somebody else.
HEY, Back off, Dude. This AIN’T no Brokeback Mountain moment!
Eww… What have you been eating?!
Darn, I should have used a doggy wipe.
Are those Calvin Kanines you’re wearing???
NO! I said Come, Here SNIFFY!
I feel a breeze, I knew I should of wore my other underwear.
Blast off in 3… 2… 1…………