New Weekly Photo Caption Contest– Got a Title?

This is the beginning of a new blog feature — Got a Title? Every week I’ll be featuring a new photo from noted photographer and author Jean Fogle. Then it’s your turn to get into the fun. You write the titles!
That’s right; you bark in your best (and funniest titles) via the comment section of each blog post. Then the secret cabal (okay, Jean and I) will decide who has the funniest title. The winner each week gets Zealies and maybe something else too.
Only one rule: keep it clean.
So here’s this weeks photo in search of a title. Start barking!!!!
Want to know more about Jean? Jean is the author of Salty Dogs, visit her blogs — Dogaholics Blog, Salty Dogs Blog and Mollitudes — and website to see more pictures. Jean’s furbaby Dogster Molly has her own blog, Mollitudes, where she gives much needed advice to humans.






“I could swear this is where i left my bone the last time I was here.”
Oh, boy, by tomorrow I’ll be in Australia!
AAK! Here comes that cute poodle!!! There, it’s dark. She can’t see me, she can’t see me…
You really can see all the way to China!
Being on the “Search and Rescue Team for Clams” takes determination!
I think I can.. I think I can… I know I can..
Great ones! I’m already rofling!
where is it …where is it, i sweart i put it in there, my bone is in there
Darn that global warming! This was my grassy backyard last week…
So this is snorkeling? Where’s the fish?
So this is what it’s like to be an ostrich?
Can you hear me now?
“perfect hiding place! Yeah, they’ll NEVER find me now!”
Yes I AM burying my head in the sand, I can’t do anything about…globalwarminghungerwartaxesfacismpuppymillsetcetcetc…..
Last time I saw my human boy he was getting a sandwhich, maybe she buried him here!
Hmmm…Maybe I can hear the waves better from down under? Now, this is what I’m barking about. The sound effects from down here are pawsome!
I TOLD Mama to bring the “metal detector” !!!!!!
JACKPOT! Lobster for supper!
Doga, you just gotta put yourself into it!
Jimmy Huffa, what are you doing here?
Just because you’re a Peke pup, does not mean I’m going all the way down there to China to get my bone back. Give it here!
You guys are too funny, keep them coming !
Helping save the sea turtles one pre-made nest at a time!
They say that the water goes all the way to china and that I can dig to china. So if my ball floated away, I should be able to dig and find it right?
~ “Find the keys, find the keys” why does he always want ‘ME’ to find the keys???? ~
Diggin’ for clams!
One time when I was a young Afghan Hound pup on a beach like that, I stopped and just dug and dug. I unearthed a huge clam the size of my head! I knew he was down there, and I got him.
come out..I said, come out of there!
I’m going to get to the bottom of this whatever it takes!
Ready or not, Here I come!!
“I thought I left a ball in here last time…hmmmm. Maybe if I just keep digging..”
Yes, so what, I have issues. But, I swear this ostrich thing is working for me!
48..49..50
Ready ir not here I come!
“I knew that little brat was lying to me! You bury the body…NOT the head! Oh goodness…this is not my best side! Anyone out there??? Anyone??? Ugh!”
“Can you hear me now??? Good!!!”
They always you can get to China “by the ocean!!!”
“Oh Boy! I Can smell China from here!”
Domo arigato Mr. Roboto
aha!!so this is where the sea market gets there crabs from………
I know I put that bone here somewhere
Oh boy! Chinese food!
I know I saw a squirrel go down this hole!!!
…and they tried to tell me only CATS can dig in the sand!!!!
I swear, im not listening to another map. X marks the spot my tail!
Are you SURE you put a treat here…cause I am not finding it and I am already halfway to China!
Quick, in here. If I cant see them then they cant see me
Waves? I’m not worried about the wa*sploosh!*
I’m building an underground fall out shelter!!!
Woof, woof! Man, I need to get one of those voice activated key rings!
“Those pesky crabs have stolen my ball!”
I’ve been digging for so long; I am no longer sure if I am digging in or out!!
Determination and “ability to focus” despite high tide are my greatest strengths and key attributes for any good watch dog. Now, do I get the job or at least a cookie?
Nanananana I hide my head and you can’t see me!
When they said “Take a bow” this is not what I had in mind….
Metal Detector? We don’t need no metal detector!
Metal Detector? We don’t need no stinkin’ metal detector!
Helllllloooooo down there… has anyone seen a tennis ball?
“Part-time archaeologist, Fido, proves to the world the search for Atlantis begins *here*.”
I smell a sand crab, almost got it. . . . .
This is the biggest sandbox I’ve EVER seen!!
Fred? Are you down there??? HEELLLLOOOO!!!!
HELLO?! Is anybody in there?
Oh boy, oh boy!! I’m almost in China!! I can see it already!!!!!
SHHHH! Be very, very quiet! I’m hunting wabbit!
A tail of the sea!
Look! I’m an ostrich…hiding my head in the sand..woof woof..oops!! wrong noise.
I know that Crab went in this hole I can almost reach him give me another minute or two pawleese
“Hello! Can people down in China hear me?”
Hack again?!
I’m digg’in to China and there’s no stopping me!
OMDogness if i keep digging, soon they will have to dig me out!!!!
Looking for Mr. Sandman…getting my dream…
Go fetch the slippers he says….I’ve looked everywhere! Hmmm…..Maybe he took them off in China….. OOh!! Nope. Clam.
“Can ya hear me now?”
O.K. Salty dag, where would I get salty? Hmmm this is a little salty, still it’s SAND…where am I gonna’ find salt…..
My butt is going to get a better tan than my head, I need some sunblock!
So this is what it’s like to be an ostrich!
This is what you call a “time out for dogs”
Am I the only one who smells Chinese food, or what?
CHINA hear me woof
THE CHINESE FOOD SYNDROME
“Dear China,Can you send me some of those Noodles that I found in the garbage last night?”
Excuse Me******** Dose this make my butt look too B-I-G?
Jeez. Why don’t they just use a digger?
Why don’t they just use a digger?
Where is that remote control?
Beach Bum!
With the Olympics four months away, why fly when you can dig? Go USA!
Hey, I can hear the ocean!
This is the last time I leave my sunscreen at home. Maybe if I just put my face in a hole until 3pm…
Honey! Have you seen my keys?
My owner told me to clam up … where are the clams
No…….You get buried in sand “UP TO YOUR HEAD”
Aw man, I could have sworn that those pirates in the movie buried their treasure here!!!
Some three hour tour! I’m getting off this island.
Hmm…maybe if I keep my face down here no one will realize that it was me who just farted.
I is digging a hole to China…
Im almost half way to China! Mom says they eat dogs… and cats! EEEK! *turns around*
Alright little turdle shells, this hiding spot was funny 3 hours ago! WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!!
China sure is a dark and dirty place.Who would want to dig to there!?
“Don’t bury the cat!” NOW they tell me….
Look at me mommy! I’m an ostrich! I even got my tail in the air like they do!
Couch potato by night, expeditioner by day!
Okay… you can come out now. Jean? Joy? Hey! Where’d they go???
gee it’s awfully dark down here!
Now where did I put that darned bone?!
Hmmmmmm ……. Where is the water?
1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10..100..ok, ready or not, here I come!
“Mom! I told you Chihuahua’s were too small to be on the beach! Come on Pedro, jump higher!”
If I hide they keys maybe we won’t have to go home.
You said you dug those veggies out of the garden. So where is it????I want more veggies!
I hope they are right about getting to China this way I sure would love some Chinese food.
I could’ve sworn this is where I left my human, I knew I should’ve checked when high-tide was….
Where did that stupid cat go??????
A Chinese Crested! Wow I knew I would find a treasure here.
Go to the doctors??? I’ll just hide and no one will see me….
Dog Gone Landscaping.
Now if you put the rosebushes here, the petunias will go over there and the pond over on the left. Perfect!!
How can ostriches can keep their heads in the sand?
Ohno! I went to get some water and I know I sand buried my owner here!!
*diggadiggadig* This is the way to China right mom?
great they take me on holiday and i get stuck playing peek-a-boo with the baby
OW! How was I supposed to know sand fleas could bite too?
Mom! I told you Chihuahua’s were too small to be on the beach! Come on Pedro, jump higher!
*same as Razz’s, he forgot to leave a link to his page on his previous post.*
First I’ll build the moat, and then I’ll build the castle.
Tsumani???????? I dont see any Tsunami !!
“I’d like an order of Pork Lo Mein, some egg drop soup, some Moo Goo Gai Pan, some Dou Ban Yu, an order of fried rice, and don’t forget the chopsticks!”
I left my bone here! I swear! But the tide came in and…………. OH I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED! I DO !! I DO KNOW!!! NINJA CRABS TOOK IT!!! *gasps*
mom, dad, are you down there? I just realized something, I don’t have a ride home!
well if you have a better idea. . .
I swear I can smell soy sauce!
Ugh! I…I…I’m stuck…I…I…can’t get my head out!!!! Somebody help!
“This still doesn’t explain why the ostrich’s do this. Am I doing something wrong here?”
Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbit Gum…
Uh oh—-Here comes……comes…..The CESAR!!!!!
Yeah, and when I pull out that big-honkin’ dinosaur bone, who’ll be laughing then?!?
Can You See Me Now?
Grrrrrr… which way did he go George? Which way did he go?!?!
“I know I left it here somewhere…..”
WOW!! That is why kids love the sand!! You can hide from your mom so well so you won’t have to take a bath, she will never find me.
I could of swore fred told me it was here. The bone treasure is here. …. Got to keep digging…I can smell it…somewhere…close…got to …must….dig!
oh no…. not another picture !!!!
they said that the “milk bones’ were down here? I don’t see how.
You promised me a clam dinner at the beach and I’m not leaving until I get it! Even if I have to dig them up myself.
I have got to find that Speedo and give it back to that hairy naked guy!
Thats a really cool pic you should put the caption as ” Im digging down to China I mean thats what dogs do! ” Good luck finding a good caption and you have a beautiful lab!
xoxoxoxooxoxoxo, Kayuh and Kiara
“Well….. I don’t want to get my hair wet!”
i think i dropped my brain somewhere here!
Im diggin a tunnel to hell. .. Digg digg digg.. oh my God?! Is that Bush?!
have you seen my mate down under ?
What’s a Red Sox jersey doing down here?
Is that Mum’s or Pop’s toes?
Has anybody seen honesty in government around here?
“Oh man, mom’s gonna kill me if I can’t find that bikkini…..I was sure I buried it here!” “
I’ll teach him to tell me to, “Go fetch a clam!….Hey, guys,could one of you “goo-ee-ducks” come on up here a minute! (teehee hee hee)
Jack!? Jack Sparrow? Is that you?
“Ok, here it…is…I’m stuck! My head is stuck!”
Another few hours and I’ll be in Australia with those HOT Aussie Shepherds. HELLLLOOOOOOO LADIES!
I should’ve listened when Momma said there weren’t no rodents here… UH OH!!! I’M STUCK!!! MOMMY??
Build sandcastles all day and ignore me…will they!!! I’ll show them!!!!
Hear the ocean in a SHELL??? Oops thought you said, SAND!
There’s got to be a cat in this litterbbox somewhere!!!!!
Sometimes you just gotta jump in head first and let your tail follow.
i payed all my weekly pocket bones for this map of the bone of all bones but still nothing. but i will find it, someday. wait, wait, what do i smell. yeah baby look at that chihuahua walk and that mouth watering bone. boy am i going to sleep tonight.
“CHINA?” I JUST WANT PEACE AND QUIET!!!
Oh sure, everytime humans see a dog digging they just assume we gota be bury bones. This could be the hole I need to plug before all that water over there vanishes and someone has to run real fast………..
I’m going to the Olympics!!! Beijing, here I come!
Melamine in the FOOD? Oh, we need to TALK
gotta dig, gotta dig. i need to get to china. my sister is down here somwhere. wait i smell somthing is it her, is it her. oh, its only the bone of all bones. . . .HUH! the bone of all bones. wasn’t my cousin over ther digging for it. maybe i should give it to him. after all he spent his weekly pocket bones on that map. nah! i will give it the the hot chihauhua he’s looking at.
Digging for clams while on vacation in Maine!
15 tail wags from the water, 5 rolls on the sand and 3 Pupperoni’s deep…gotta be here!
Quick! Gotta hide before the water the water gets me!
Dig,dig,dig!!!!
you can`t see me
AAH-AAH-CHOO, Boy you would think that somebody would have told me not to sniff this stuff while I dig. AAH-AAH-Chooooo.
Echo! Echo! .. Hmm nobody is home.